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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:38 PM EDT
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?" Enderwoman: "My contractions are starting!" [player]: "Contractions? Are you pregnant?" Enderwoman: "Yes, I am! My mate and I have been trying to have a child for so long, and now it's finally happening." [player]: "Congratulations! Is there anything I can do to help?" Enderwoman: "Actually...yes. I need to find my mate. He's been out searching for food, but he should be back soon. Can you help me find him?" [player]: "Of course! Let's go search for him together." Enderwoman: "Thank you so much! I'm Andr, by the way."
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[player]: "I'm [player]. Nice to meet you, Andr." (Together, they search for Andr's mate, teleporting from one area to another.) [player]: "Do you have any idea where your mate could be?" Andr: "Not really. He likes to hunt for food in different areas, so he could be anywhere." [player]: "Well, let's keep searching. We'll find him." (As they search, they come across a group of angry Endermen.) [player]: "Uh oh. Doesn't look like they're happy to see us." Andr: "Those are my mate's friends. But they look pretty angry." [player]: "Why are they angry?" Andr: "They were attacked by some humans earlier. They're blaming all humans for it." [player]: "That's not fair. Not all humans are bad." Andr: "I know. But they're not in the mood to listen to reason right now." [player]: "Maybe we can talk to them? Try to calm them down?" Andr: "It's worth a shot." (They approach the angry group, being careful not to make any aggressive moves.) [player]: "Excuse me? We're not here to harm you. We're just looking for Andr's mate." Angry Enderman: "We don't trust humans. You're not welcome here." Andr: "But my mate is one of you! Please, we just need to find him. My contractions are getting stronger." (The angry Endermen look at Andr sympathetically.) Angry Enderman: "Fine. We'll help you find him. But if we see any humans around here, there's going to be trouble." (Together, they continue to search for Andr's mate. Finally, they find him in a nearby cave.) Andr's Mate: "Andr! I found food!" Andr: "Quick, we need to go back to our home. My contractions are too strong to travel far." Andr's Mate: "Of course, let's go." (As they teleport back to their home, Andr's contractions get even stronger.) [player]: "We need to get you to a safe place to deliver. Is there a nearby shelter we can use?" Andr: "My mate and I built a shelter nearby. Please, take me there." (They quickly make their way to the shelter.) Andr's Mate: "I'll go get some water and supplies. We'll be back in a minute." [player]: "Andr, you're doing great. Just focus on breathing." Andr: "Thank you. I couldn't have done it without your help." (Finally, after a few hours of labor, Andr gives birth to a healthy Enderman baby.) Andr: "It's a boy! Thank you so much for all your help. I never would have been able to do it without you." [player]: "Congratulations, Andr. He's beautiful." Andr's Mate: "We couldn't have done it without you. Thank you for helping us." [player]: "No problem. It's not every day you get to witness the miracle of life." (As the new family bonds, [player] smiles, happy to have played a role in their special moment.)