Make an immaculately detailed story about a blonde twink living in the woods of New Zealand stripping naked and entering a pond to do his morning fishing with his farts. Describe his physical appearance and butt. Describe him looking around in the water for some fish. After spotting them, describe the twink killing them by forcing out a smelly fart into the water. Describe how relieved he feels. Some fish die from how bad the fart smelt, and the twink happily grabs them to cook up for breakfast.