Original Text: "I can't believe you just beat me like that... Not too shabby. I figured you were a fighter with that mean mustache. I'll battle you again when I have free time. You should thank your lucky stars that I've got such a packed schedule." - Goomboss to Wario Comedy line: So the key to winning fights is having a terrifying lip caterpillar, who knew? Misheard: "I can't believe you just ate meat like that... Not too shabby. I figured you were a biter with that bean must stash. I'll rattle you again when I have tea time. You should spank your lucky cars that I've got such a quacked schedule." Comedy line: Apparently, Goomboss thinks dinner manners and car discipline are the real battle skills. Opposite: "I totally saw that coming... Completely awful. I never thought you were anything but a pacifist with that friendly mustache. I'll avoid you forever unless I'm absolutely swamped. You should curse your unfortunate stars that I'm so freely unemployed." Comedy line: Goomboss: Now a pacifist with an approachable mustache and way too much free time on his hands. Bits cut out to sound super creepy or just plain weird and funny: "I can't... beat me... Not too... I figured you... mustache. I'll battle you... when I have... You should... lucky... I've got... packed." Comedy line: When instructions on how to haunt someone using only a mustache were unclear. Snippet of the original quote that is hilariously out of context and weird and funny: "...figured you were a fighter with that mean mustache..." Comedy line: In a world judged by facial hair, one mustache stood alone against the tyranny. Badly Translated: "I not think true you just win me like so... Not very badly. Me thought you do combat with angry lip hair. Battle again time I not busy. You do giving smiles to your fortunate planets I so many plans." Comedy line: When Goomboss becomes an alien trying to schedule a rematch but also practice gratitude towards celestial bodies.