Make an immaculately detailed and lengthy novel set in Game of Thrones. A king, sitting next to his nude 18-year old Nordic boyfriend (vividly describe how he looks), invites a rebellious vassal and their family to a feast to make amends. Halfway through, the bards at the feast start playing and singing The Rains of Castamere. Write out the lyrics. The king's soldiers start to slaughter the vassal and their family. Add conversations between the king and his boyfriend throughout the story. After the slaughter, the king goes with his boyfriend to the bedchambers to have sex with him, celebrating putting down the rebellion. Add dialogue between them