[FADE IN] ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Get ready! Your favorite boy band is splashing back onto your screens with a splash, a giggle, and a... toot? [UPBEAT MUSIC starts playing as the screen reveals a serene pond surrounded by trees. The sun is glinting off the water, and we get a shot of KENDALL SCHMIDT wading into the water, with pixelation covering his midsection for modesty.] KENDALL SCHMIDT: (Singing in a sultry voice) I'm out in the wild, taking a dip, Washing the tour sweat off my-- [A ridiculously loud FART ripples through the pond, echoing against the trees. Bubbles pop around Kendall, and he momentarily looks hush--a sly grin spreads across his face.] KENDALL SCHMIDT: (With a relieved sigh) Ahh, that's the stuff! [The camera pans down underwater to show a group of CARTOONISH FISH swimming near Kendall. They sniff the water and suddenly faint. A beat-up old shoe and a bottle of "Eau de Pew" drift lazily by.] ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Join Kendall and the rest of the boys for a funky-fresh, fish-flopping episode that will have you holding your nose... and your sides! [Cut back to Kendall, who starts washing himself with reeds and lily pads as he continues to sing.] KENDALL SCHMIDT: Just another day with Big Time Rush, Making bubbles and causing a hush! [A WOODPECKER in the tree starts tapping a rhythm, while a family of BEAVERS slap their tails to the beat. Kendall looks around approvingly and nods to the rhythm.] ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Rush to your couches, folks, for an 'au natural' adventure that's sure to be the 'gas' of the season! And remember... [Suddenly, all four boys from BIG TIME RUSH pop up from behind bushes around the pond, wearing stylish outdoor gear and sporting binoculars.] BIG TIME RUSH (In Unison): Always air out before a show! [They all LAUGH as the screen transitions with a bubbly popping sound effect.] ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Big Time Rush: The Nature Tour! Only on Nickelodeon--where the fun bubbles up like... well, you know. [The screen fizzles out with the hashtag #BigTimeBubbles and the SOUND of a duck quacking indignantly.] [FADE OUT]