[FADE IN] Announcer (V.O., over-the-top cheerful): "Are you ready for an apocalypse with a splash of humor? Hold on to your bug-out bags, because here comes 'Z Pond Nation,' an all-new wacky episode featuring your favorite sharpshooter, 10K!" [SWOOSH sound effect as 10K appears on screen with dramatic flair.] Announcer (V.O., cheekily): "Witness as 10K, the Z slayer extraordinaire, embarks on a daring display of post-apocalyptic hygiene!" [TRUMPETS blare in the background; we CUT TO a serene, untouched forest pond. Birds are chirping when 10K, wearing nothing but a strategically placed censor blur, tiptoes into the scene.] Announcer (V.O.): "In a world overrun by the undead, even a hardened survivor like 10K needs to freshen up. Watch as he bravely bares it all, in harmony with nature's purest element: water." [10K, played by DJ Qualls, steps into the pond with an exaggerated tiptoe. His facial expression is a series of comical winces as he encounters the cold water.] Announcer (V.O., chuckling): "Look at that face! That's not the grimace of a zombie encounter, folks--that's the chill of nature's bathtub nipping at more than just the toes!" [10K finally submerges himself up to his shoulders, closing his eyes in relaxation. He lets out a contented sigh, and just as the peacefulness sets in...] [SFX: BUBBLING noise] Announcer (V.O., stifling laughter): "And what's a bath without bubbles? Our hero demonstrates how to let nature take its course!" [10K's eyes pop open; a mischievous grin spreads across his face. The camera zooms in to his relieved expression as a ripple spreads across the water, then several fish float belly-up around him.] Announcer (V.O., trying to keep it together): "Uh-oh! Looks like the fish didn't appreciate the all-natural bath bomb brought to you by... 10K!" [10K, clearly amused, shrugs at the camera with a comical "who, me?" gesture before glancing down at the consequence of his relief.] 10K (sarcastic and overacted): "Pardon me! The apocalypse must have disrupted my manners." [He dunks under the water and emerges with a fish in hand, grinning.] Announcer (V.O., amused): "When life hands you dead fish, make a fish fry! Join 10K as he turns this bubbly blunder into a survivalist's feast!" [10K winks at the camera, holds up the fish like a trophy, and the screen FREEZES on the image, transitioning to a graphic that reads "Z Pond Nation. Catch the fun every survival Friday!"] Announcer (V.O., wrapping up): "Stay tuned for this fin-tastic new chapter of Z Nation. It's a gas!" [On the screen, the words "Disclaimer: No actual fish were harmed in the making of our hero's aquatic adventures. All fishy reactions are fictional and for comedic purposes only."] [FADE OUT]