Make a vividly detailed Far Cry 3 story about Jason Brody relaxing in a pond in the buff. Describe how he looks as he lets out a relieving fart in the water, the stench also causing a few fish to go belly-up, plus some of Vaas's pirates that were trying to sneak up on him from the shore begin suffocating on the stench. Describe their reactions to Jason's nudity as Jason climbs out of the pond and shoots each pirate with his shotgun. He then loots the pirates before leaving. add dialogue from Jason throughout the story