Make a vividly detailed and comedic story about Richard Gadd hopping into a pond in the buff (compliment his butt and physique). Describe how he looks as he forces out a fart into the water. He's visibly enjoying the relief of letting out all that gas. He jokingly does an "oopsie" expression as fart bubbles and dead fish (who died from inhaling the stench) surface behind him. We get a close-up shot of one of the fish and see his hand snatch it off-screen, we presume he's going to eat it. Add dialogue from Richard throughout the intro