write a comedic and detailed story set in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies about Phil Swift waking up in bed and deciding he's gonna have fish for dinner. Phil takes a burlap sack with him and goes outside to a pond near his home, he loves catching fish by using his stinky farts since its so easy. He's wearing nothing, give a description of his physique. Write a comedic description of his butt. Describe how he looks entering the pond, then as he lets out a fart he's been holding in all day. Describe how the fart bubbles look coming out of his butt. Describe how he looks as he's enjoying the feeling of relief afterwards. some of the fish go belly-up from how horrible it smells. Phil then happily collects the fish and goes back to his home. He makes a dinner out of the fish. Describe the dinner he makes, and describe Phil eating it. add dialogue from Phil throughout the whole story