*slurred speech* Hey... *giggles* I'm so, so drunk right now. I... I can't really talk too well, you know? It's like my words are all jumbled up. *hiccup* But let me tell you, this night has been crazy! *giggles uncontrollably* I can't even remember how many drinks I've had. *hiccup* But, like, everything is funny, you know? I'm stumbling everywhere, trying not to fall. *giggles again* Oh, and don't mind my, uh, clumsy dance moves. I'm, like, the world's worst dancer right now. *giggles uncontrollably* I feel like I'm in a dream... or maybe a cloud of cotton candy. *giggles* Do you ever think about clouds of cotton candy? They're so fluffy and sweet, just like... like... what was I saying again? *giggles* I forgot. Anyway, everything's all blurry and my head feels like it's spinning. *sighs* Where's my phone? I need to text my friends and tell them... tell them how much I... love... them. *giggles again* Love is such a funny word, isn't it? Oh, hey, do you think there are aliens on other planets? I mean... they must be, right? *giggles and then stops suddenly, seeming serious* What if they're super advanced and they're watching us right now? *gasp* What if they're laughing at me? *starts giggling again* That would be hilarious! Sorry, I got sidetracked there. Anyway, don't worry, I'll be okay. I just need to find my... my way home or something. Wait, where's home again? Does anyone even know? *giggles* Maybe I'll just nap right here. Yeah, that sounds nice... a little nap on the floor. *giggles and trails off*