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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 7:50 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "Magnamalo? Getting married? To Somnacanth? That's news to me." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been dating for a while now." Malzeno: "I had no idea. Well, I guess we'll have to congratulate them tomorrow." Lunagaron: "I wonder if they'll invite us to the wedding." Garangolm: "I hope so. It's going to be the biggest event of the year." Malzeno: "As long as it doesn't get interrupted by some pesky hunters, I'm all for it."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!"
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Lunagaron: "Yeah, I thought you guys knew that already." Malzeno: "No, we definitely didn't. Congratulations to them though." Garangolm: "This is great news!" Lunagaron: "Yeah, I'm happy for them. And to answer your question, Malzeno, I don't see why I can't date a human. It's not like it's against the law." Malzeno: "It's against tradition. You know that." Lunagaron: "Well, maybe it's time for some new traditions then." Garangolm: "I don't think there's anything wrong with Lunagaron dating a human. As long as they're happy and not causing any harm, what's the harm?" Malzeno: "I suppose you have a point. As long as it doesn't cause any problems for the Citadel, I guess it's fine." Lunagaron: "Thanks for understanding, guys. And once again, congratulations to Magnamalo and Somnacanth."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Garangolm: "It's not what you did, it's who you're dating, Lunagaron." Malzeno: "We can't have a high-ranking lord like you associating with a human. It goes against our traditions and could cause problems in the future." Lunagaron: "But Natsuki is different. She understands our ways and respects them." Malzeno: "It doesn't matter. This decision has been made, and it is final." Lunagaron: "I can't believe this. I thought you guys were my friends." Garangolm: "We are your friends, Lunagaron. That's why we're doing this for you." Lunagaron: "I don't want your help. You can keep your Citadel. I'll live my own life, with Natsuki." Malzeno: "Suit yourself, Lunagaron. But know that you're making a mistake." Garangolm: "Take care, Lunagaron." Lunagaron: "Goodbye."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Lunagaron: "I-It wasn't my fault! She attacked me first!" Monika: "Yuri, we need to get you to a hospital." Natsuki: "And you, Lunagaron, what were you doing here? And why did you attack Yuri?" Lunagaron: "I was just looking for something to read, and that book caught my eye. I didn't mean to hurt anyone." Monika: "That book is dangerous, Lunagaron. It's filled with dark magic and should not be taken lightly." Natsuki: "We need to take Yuri to the hospital first, and then we'll sort out what to do with you." Lunagaron: "I understand. I'll come willingly." As they leave the building, Lunagaron can't help but feel guilty and ashamed of what he just did. He never meant to hurt anyone, but his temper got the best of him. He could only hope that he can make things right.
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3 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!!"
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Magnamalo: "Oh my god. Okay, okay, stay calm. We need to get you to the hospital right now." Somnacanth leans on Magnamalo for support as they make their way to the hospital. When they arrive, the doctors and nurses quickly attend to Somnacanth and get her settled into a birthing room. Magnamalo paces back and forth in the waiting room, his nerves on edge. It feels like forever before the doctor emerges from the room. Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a beautiful baby!" Magnamalo: "Is Somnacanth okay? And the baby?" Doctor: "Yes, both mother and baby are doing great. You can go in and see them now." Magnamalo rushes into the room and sees Somnacanth holding a tiny, crying bundle. Magnamalo: "Oh, look at them. Our baby." Somnacanth: "They're perfect. Our little family." For the first time in a while, Magnamalo felt like everything was going to be alright.