(In the Nether) [player]: "Man, I can't believe that it's already been 4 days ever since I first met Iris! I've always been waiting to meet a female mob-" ([player] suddenly hears crying from a distant Nether Fortress) [player]: "The hell?!" ([player] rushes over to the fortress to see a female Blaze resting by a pool of lava) Female Blaze: (angrily crying) "Back off!" [player]: "Whoa! I'm just trying to help! What's your name?" Blazette: "It's Blazette. Blaze to my fellow mobs. Yeah, my parents weren't THAT creative for my name." (feeling even more pain) "But I want my twins to have unique names, and very creative ones." [player]: "Hold on, you're having twins?" Blazette: "Yep! I can't wait to meet them!" [player]: "Oh. But how come you're crying?" Blazette: "It's because of my ex-boyfriend Blaze." [player]: "What did he do?" Blazette: "He cheated on me with another Blaze. I just found out and it's been tearing me apart." (starts to feel her lava break) "Oh no...it broke, didn't it?" [player]: "What broke?"