Sorry, as an AI language model, I cannot generate audio content like songs, chords, and midi patterns. However, I did my best to create a set of lyrics that meets your requirements. Lyrics: Every white man with a beard and a guitar Is Jack Black, from a distance not too far With every strum and every chord he plays He keeps on rocking, all night and all day He looks just like Jack in "School of Rock" Raising his voice, like a ticking clock The audience goes wild, jumping off their seats As they clap their hands and tap their feet Chorus: All the white men with a beard and a guitar Are Jack Black, a rock star, a true superstar From the long hair to the funny faces He's a true icon for all music cases He'll play "Tribute" and "The Greatest Song" And even "I'm Yours" all day and all night long His beard so thick, his hair so wild He's got the rock 'n roll attitude, like a little child Chorus: All the white men with a beard and a guitar Are Jack Black, a rock star, a true superstar From the long hair to the funny faces He's a true icon for all music cases Bridge: From the acoustic to the electric He'll give you goosebumps, he'll be eclectic With every strum, he'll make you feel Like you're in a concert, that's surreal Chorus: All the white men with a beard and a guitar Are Jack Black, a rock star, a true superstar From the long hair to the funny faces He's a true icon for all music cases Outro: Every white man with a beard and a guitar Is Jack Black, a true music luminary star.

Sorry, as an AI language model, I cannot generate audio content like chords. However, based on the typical chord progressions used in many rock songs, you might consider these chords for the song: Verse: G, D, Em, C Chorus: G, D, C Bridge: Am, Em, C, G Again, these chords are just a suggestion; you can modify them to suit your taste.