Title: The Unexpected Confession Characters: - Alex (A) - Jordan (J) - Charlie (C) WhatsApp Chat A: Ok, I've gathered you both here for a reason. J: ??? C: Is this about your weird obsession with pineapple on pizza again? A: No, this is serious guys. J: What's up? C: Alex, u sound more mysterious than my grandma's lasagna ingredients. A: I... have a confession to make. A: But promise you won't freak out. J: Bro, you're scaring me. Just spit it out. C: I swear if you say you're leaving us for a circus... A: Ok, here goes... I'm secretly a millionaire. My bitcoin investment exploded. J: WHAT!? C: Bro, like, a millionaire millionaire? A: Yes, like with six zeros before the decimal. J: Why didn't you tell us?! A: I was afraid it might change our friendship. C: Well, it DOES change things... C: We're having our next pizza at a 5-star restaurant. A: I'm serious! J: Wait... is this why you always mysteriously 'forget' your wallet? A: No! That's just because I'm scatterbrained... C: But wait, there's another thing I haven't told you guys. A: Charlie, if you say you're an alien, I'm out. J: Yeah, we can only handle one plot twist a day, C. C: I'm not an alien... but I am secretly a famous meme creator. A: No way... J: You're telling me YOU created 'Hide the Pain Harold'? C: Guilty as charged. A: I bow before your meme-lord status. J: My buddies are a millionaire and a meme legend... what's next? A: Jordan confesses he's actually Batman? J: ...actually, my confession is that I borrowed your limited edition Star Wars mug and... it might've shattered into a million pieces. A: JORDANNN!!! C: *sends broken heart emoji* RIP Star Wars mug. May the force be with its fragments. A: Ok, new rule. From now on, no more confessions! My heart can't take any more surprises! J: Agreed. C: Retweet. A: Wait, do either of you know how to buy a new Star Wars mug without the internet finding out you're a millionaire or a meme lord? J: We'll figure it out. First round of meme-inspired drinks is on me! C: And I'll pay tribute to the fallen mug with a commemorative meme. A: Deal. But for real, let's keep the 'unexpected' to a minimum from now on. J: No promises, but we'll try. C: Cheers to that! [END OF CHAT]