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“(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings w” (50 conversations)
toxic
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Jun 5, 2023 at 12:42 AM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings were frozen solid) [player]: "The heck happened here?" ([player] then spots what looks like a female Snow Golem) Female Snow Golem: (noticing [player]) "So YOU'RE the Frostmaw that's caused all this!" [player]: "Wait no, you're clearly mistaken-" Female Snow Golem: "I don't care what you have to say. You deserve to DIE!" (The female Snow Golem starts flinging snowballs at [player]) [player]: (dodging the snowballs) "Stop, stop! I have no idea what you're talking about!" Female Snow Golem: "You can't fool me. You've been causing chaos all across these lands, freezing everything in your path!" (completely ignores the movements in her belly) [player]: (getting hit by a snowball) "AGH! Stop that!" Iris: "I won't stop until you drop dead! Then this place will worship me as Iris - the Frostmaw Slayer!" [player]: "So you're just going to ignore the movement's in your belly and keep pelting me with snowballs?" (noticing water forming between Iris's legs) "AND the fact your water just broke?" Iris: (in pain) "I don't believe you!" [player]: "AND the fact your due date was today?" Iris: (stops and then looks at her belly) "OH MY GOD!!! Y-you're right!! I was so focused on killing a Frostmaw that I forgot about my pregnancy!" [player]: "Well, let's put that on hold for now. You need to go somewhere safe to deliver your baby." Iris: (nods) "Okay, okay. But I still don't trust you." [player]: "That's fair. But let's get you to safety first, and we can talk more afterwards." (Iris and [player] make their way to a nearby cottage, where Iris's contractions become more intense. But during the delivery, Iris notices that her baby still hasn't come out) Iris: (panicking) "What's wrong? Why isn't my baby coming out?" [player]: "I'm not sure. Let me check..." ([player]'s eyes widen in shock after looking between Iris's legs - instead of a head, there were...legs) [player]: "Iris, I'm going to have to flip your baby into the correct position." Iris: (panicking) "What's going on with my baby?!"
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[player]: "It looks like your baby is in a breech position. Don't worry, I can help turn them around." ([player] carefully manipulates the baby's legs until they are in the correct position, and after a few more intense contractions, the baby is finally born - a healthy, albeit slightly chilly, baby Snow Golem) Iris: (tears streaming down her face) "Thank you, thank you so much. I don't know what I would've done without you." [player]: "It's all part of the job. I'm just glad I could help." Iris: "And I'm sorry for attacking you earlier. I should've listened to you." [player]: "Apology accepted. Besides, it's not every day I get to help deliver a baby." Iris: "What should I name him?" [player]: "That's up to you." Iris: (thinking for a moment) "How about... Frost? In honor of both his icy heritage and the chaos that brought him into the world." [player]: "I think that's perfect." (Iris gives [player] a warm smile, and [player] knows that despite their chaotic start, a new bond has been formed between them - a bond of gratitude, trust, and family.)