# **Family Guy: The Fox in the Box** **INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM - DAY** *The scene opens with Stewie sitting on the floor surrounded by toys, looking bored. Peter is on the couch, mindlessly flipping through channels.* **STEWIE:** (sighs) This is insufferably dull. I crave entertainment of a particular nature... Father, I wish to indulge in some FoxBox programming! *Peter looks at Stewie, confused.* **PETER:** What the heck is a FoxBox? Like... TV? **STEWIE:** Yes, you imbecile. It's a programming block. But never mind. Given your intellectual limitations, I'll seek entertainment elsewhere. *Peter's eyes widen with an idea.* **PETER:** Hold on, Stewie, I got this. I'll get you your FoxBox! **CUT TO:** **INT. PETER & LOIS' BEDROOM - DAY** *Peter is on eBay on his laptop, giggling to himself.* **PETER:** (to himself) Heh, a literal FoxBox. This'll show Stewie. *He clicks "Buy Now" on a listing titled "Genuine FoxBox - Surprise Inside!"* **CUT TO:** **EXT. GRIFFIN HOUSE - DAY** *A package arrives. Peter, with Stewie beside him, eagerly opens it. A confused Nick Wilde from Zootopia pops out.* **NICK WILDE:** Uh, where am I? This isn't Zootopia. *Peter and Stewie are shocked.* **PETER:** Holy crap, it's actually a fox! **STEWIE:** (fascinated) A talking fox, no less. This is far beyond the realm of what I requested, but I'm oddly intrigued. **NICK WILDE**: (looking around) Does anyone mind telling me what's going on? **PETER:** You're the surprise in a FoxBox! My son wanted to watch FoxBox, and here you are. *NICK looks confused.* **NICK WILDE:** I think there's been a slight misunderstanding. *The scene freezes, and a record scratch is heard.* **NICK WILDE (V.O.):** (narrating) Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. **CUT TO:** **INT. GRIFFIN LIVING ROOM - LATER** *The family, including Lois, Meg, Chris, and Brian, gather around Nick, fascinated.* **LOIS:** (to Nick) So you're from a movie? **NICK WILDE:** Yeah, Zootopia. It's a long story how I ended up here. *Brian sniffs Nick.* **BRIAN:** Smells like a lawsuit waiting to happen. *Stewie, having commandeered a whiteboard, begins to plan.* **STEWIE:** Right. First order of business, we capitalize on this. A real-life talking fox from a popular movie universe? The opportunities for exploitation are endless! *Nick raises an eyebrow.* **NICK WILDE:** I'm not really comfortable with being exploited. **PETER:** Don't listen to Stewie. We're gonna have some real fun! Quahog isn't ready for a real-life Zootopia experience! **CUT TO:** **INT. DRUNKEN CLAM - NIGHT** *Peter, displaying poor judgment, has disguised Nick as a regular patron. The barflies are oblivious to his true nature.* **PETER:** (whisper-yelling) Act natural, Nick. *Quagmire leans over.* **QUAGMIRE:** (to Nick) Giggity, your costume is awesome! **NICK WILDE:** (uncomfortable) Thanks, I guess. **CUT TO:** **EXT. QUAGMIRE'S HOUSE - NIGHT** *In his bid to "keep Nick safe," Peter has managed to get them into a series of misadventures. They're both sitting on Quagmire's roof, hiding.* **NICK WILDE:** You know, I thought being a cop in Zootopia was tough, but it's got nothing on hanging out with you. **PETER:** (proudly) That's what all my friends say! *Stewie, equipped with a homemade device, appears.* **STEWIE:** If my calculations are correct, this should send you back to your universe, Mr. Wilde. **NICK WILDE:** (relieved) Oh, thank goodness. No offense, but I need to get back to Judy and the others. *Stewie activates the device, and with a bright flash, Nick disappears.* **PETER:** (sad) Aww, I'm gonna miss that fox. **STEWIE:** (proudly) Well, at least I got to experiment with interdimensional travel. *Brian walks up, looking at the device.* **BRIAN:** You know, Stewie, you could probably use that to... *Stewie quickly grabs the device.* **STEWIE:** Nope, nope, we're done with dimensional shenanigans for a while. Let's just watch some actual FoxBox, shall we? *They all laugh, heading back into the house.* **FADE OUT.** *THE END.*