[UPN Logo flashes on screen] [SFX: Prehistoric bird screeches] Announcer: Get ready to travel way back in time with UPN! [A lush prehistoric landscape zooms into view.] Announcer: Where genius is born out of the stone age... [Cut to Ughbert Einstone in his lab, surrounded by quirky gadgets and a messy chalkboard filled with drawings.] Einstone: (excited) Hello there...and Neanderthals! [Cut to a group of bewildered Neanderthals.] Neanderthal: (confused) Ooh ohh? [A slapstick montage of Einstone showcasing his inventions, including a wheel that runs away and a woolly mammoth shower that sprays everyone.] Announcer: He's Ughbert Einstone, the world's first inventor, and he's got big ideas for his small-minded friends! [Einstone, with a confident smile, holds up a strange contraption.] James: (panicking) Ahhh, Jonah! Einstone: (puzzled) Jonah!? [A record scratch halts the chaos as everyone turns to look at a serene Jonah, the pet dinosaur, who nonchalantly munches on leaves.] Announcer: Life in the prehistoric era has never been livelier. He's not just trying to survive; he's trying to evolve culture one gadget at a time! [A montage of Einstone patiently teaching Neanderthals to use a primitive bow and arrow, with wildly hilarious outcomes.] Announcer: Can he enlighten the cave dwellers, or will they drag him back to the stone age? It's a comedy tens of thousands of years in the making! [SFX: Laughter and prehistoric animal noises mingle with the tinkling of Einstone's inventions.] Announcer: From the network that tickles your funny bone comes the animated series brimming with hilarity and heart... [A catchy, upbeat theme tune starts to play.] Einstone: (determined) Witness the dawn of ingenuity! [The title "EINSTONE" etches itself into a slab of stone, accompanied by a chiseling sound.] Announcer: Einstone, sharpen your wit this fall only on UPN! [SFX: A dinosaur roars as Einstone bravely faces off it with a humorous invention.] Announcer: Prepare for a stone-cold comedy that will rock your world! [UPN Logo reappears with the words "Coming This Fall."] [SFX: A final chuckle as we freeze-frame on Einstone triumphantly riding a prehistoric unicycle, waving at the camera.] [Cut to black.]