**Title: Wario's World of Wah!** **INT. MICKEY MOUSE'S LIVING ROOM - DAY** *Mickey, in his classic red shorts and big yellow shoes, excitedly waves at the camera.* MICKEY MOUSE Gee, I can't wait to kick back with some of my favorite Disney classics on Disney+! *He grabs a remote and plops onto a cushy sofa.* **EXT. MICKEY'S TELEVISION SCREEN - CONTINUOUS** *The Disney+ logo appears, but it quickly glitches and contorts into a crudely animated Wario face.* WARIO (V.O.) WAHAHA! Time for a real movie... "Wario: The Movie"! *Mickey jumps, startled.* MICKEY MOUSE What in the world? **CUT TO: A MONTAGE OF DISNEY CLASSICS POSTERS** *Each poster, from "The Lion King" to "Frozen," is hit by flying spaghetti as Wario's laughter echoes.* WARIO (V.O.) This "classic" stinks! Wah! My movie is WAHnderful! *Mickey's jaw drops. Spaghetti splats on Simba's face, Elsa's crown, and Buzz Lightyear's chest.* **INT. MICKEY MOUSE'S LIVING ROOM - DAY** *Mickey, wide-eyed, turns to the camera.* MICKEY MOUSE Oh, boy. We've got a Code Spaghetti! **CUT TO: MICKEY MOUSE - HERO MODE** *Mickey dons a detective cap and picks up a magnifying glass. Determined music plays.* MICKEY MOUSE Time to get to the bottom of this! *Montage of Mickey looking for clues - he inspects the remote, the TV, and even sniffs the spaghetti on the screen.* **INT. DISNEY+ SERVER FARM - NIGHT** *Gleeful and maniacal, Wario hacks away at a comically oversized keyboard with giant garlic cloves.* WARIO Hehe, Disney will be mine! All mine! *The servers light up with his mustached face, "WAHAHA!" flashing in bold letters.* **EXT. ZOOTOPIA POLICE DEPARTMENT - NIGHT** *Officer Judy Hopps and her partner, Nick Wilde, are on the case.* JUDY HOPPS Looks like we've got a Code 602. Unauthorized Spaghetti Slinging. NICK WILDE And here I thought I'd seen it all. *They hop into their police cruiser.* **INT. MICKEY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT** *Mickey receives a call. It's a tip from Goofy.* GOOFY (V.O.) *Hyuck*, Mickey! I just saw Wario heading to the server farm! MICKEY MOUSE Thanks, buddy! I owe you one! *Mickey races out.* **INT. DISNEY+ SERVER FARM - NIGHT** *Mickey sneaks in, only to be caught by Wario.* WARIO Wah! Look who's here, the little mouse! MICKEY MOUSE Enough, Wario! Bring back our movies! *Epic spaghetti duel ensues. Mickey deftly dodges pasta projectiles.* **EXT. DISNEY+ SERVER FARM - NIGHT** *Police sirens wail. Judy and Nick arrive, stealthily sneaking up behind Wario.* JUDY HOPPS Put down the spaghetti, Wario! NICK WILDE And the remote. Seriously, no more "Wario: The Movie" ads. *They handcuff a flabbergasted Wario.* WARIO Wah! I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling Disney folks! **INT. MICKEY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT** *Mickey restores the Disney+ library, the posters now spaghetti-free. He sits back on the couch, sighing with relief.* MICKEY MOUSE Finally, time to relax with some real classics. *On the screen, Snow White sings serenely. Mickey smiles.* **ZOOM OUT FROM TV SCREEN TO SHOW MICKEY'S FACE** MICKEY MOUSE Ah, good ol' Disney magic. Nothin' like it! **FADE OUT** *The credits roll, but just before the screen goes black, a post-credit scene pops up.* **INT. ZOOTOPIA JAIL CELL - NIGHT** *Wario sits in a cell, but he's drawing a new movie poster: "Wah!rio: The Escape". He winks at the camera.* WARIO It's a-me, Wario! WAHAHA! *The screen goes black, and Wario's laughter echoes as the sound fades away.* **THE END**