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“Lunagaron: (waiting) "So...how's everyone's love life's been?" Garangolm: "Bruh,” (8 conversations)
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May 29, 2023 at 9:18 PM EDT
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Lunagaron: (waiting) "So...how's everyone's love life's been?" Garangolm: "Bruh, Gammoth and I just can't seem to start a family." Magnamalo: "You two are struggling to have a family? Somnacanth's been a surrogate for multiple families for so long I have to help her during labor." Malzeno: "Man. Tell me about it. Peril's pregnant with our first child and I really want to know the gender and get the waiting shit all over." Lunagaron: "Oh. Well, congrats to her." Magnamalo: "What about YOUR love life, Lunagaron?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Natsuki's pregnant - with our 6th child." Garangolm: "Damn! Natsuki's been pregnant 6 times now?!" Lunagaron: "Yep. We already have 3 boys and 6 girls. Natsuki gave birth to Suraisu back when we were still dating. Just before our wedding day, Natsuki had twins - a boy named Akumu and a girl named Kori. And after our wedding, the children just kept coming. The third time Natsuki got pregnant, she had twins again - a girl named Raito and a boy named Kage. Since then, Natsuki's pregnancies always resulted in girls. The fourth pregnancy resulted in triplets - Hizashi, Tsukiakari, and Sutaraito. And finally, Natsuki's fifth pregnancy ended with twins Sukaretto and Baioretto." Malzeno: "Holy crap..." Lunagaron: "And Natsuki just had an ultrasound done - she's having quadruplets, all of which are girls. So, yeah - Natsuki and I will have 13 children." Magnamalo: (passes out in shock) Garangolm: "Uh, should we call for a medic?" Malzeno: "I think he's just overwhelmed, give him a minute." Lunagaron: "Okay...and then we can start our game of UNO?"
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Garangolm: "Sure, let's do it." Malzeno: "I'm in." Magnamalo: (slowly wakes up) "Yeah, I'm down." Lunagaron: "Great! Let's get started." (takes out a deck of UNO cards)