Verse 1: Yo Mr. Krabs, you think you're so cool Swimming in your money, acting like a fool But let me tell you something, you crusty old crab You may have dough, but you're nothing but a scab Chorus: Oh snap, Mr. Krabs, you just got burned Your cheapness and greed, it's time you learned I'm calling you out, with this diss track flow Patrick's in the house, ready to steal the show Verse 2: You charge high prices for a lousy Krabby Patty But let me tell you, they're not even that yummy You're all about profit, not about the taste No wonder the citizens of Bikini Bottom have distaste Chorus: Oh snap, Mr. Krabs, you just got burned Your cheapness and greed, it's time you learned I'm calling you out, with this diss track flow Patrick's in the house, ready to steal the show Verse 3: And let's not forget your treatment of your crew SpongeBob works hard, but what do you do? You make him scrub decks and wash dishes all day While you count your money and laugh all the way Chorus: Oh snap, Mr. Krabs, you just got burned Your cheapness and greed, it's time you learned I'm calling you out, with this diss track flow Patrick's in the house, ready to steal the show Bridge: So listen up, Mr. Krabs, it's time to change Start being fair, make your employees feel less estranged It's about time you learned a valuable lesson Money isn't everything, it's about progression Chorus: Oh snap, Mr. Krabs, you just got burned Your cheapness and greed, it's time you learned I'm calling you out, with this diss track flow Patrick's in the house, ready to steal the show Outro: So step aside, Mr. Krabs, it's time for a revolution No more mistreating, it's time for a resolution Patrick's got the mic, and he's here to stay Bringing truth and justice to Bikini Bottom every day!