is either a big Scarface fan or a really friendly squirrel! is just trying to make new friends with the local wildlife, no biggie! is either searching for buried treasure or has mistaken Provincetown for a pirate's playground! might just be lost in the dunes and desperately in need of a GPS...or a talking parrot! better not be referring to their pet chihuahua, or else someone's in for a surprise! should probably double-check if they accidentally stumbled onto the set of a gangster movie, just to be safe. might have taken "hunting for seashells" a little too literally! clearly believes in the power of movie quotes to make any situation more exciting, even on a peaceful stroll. is either a secret agent on a top-secret mission or just really loves James Bond impressions! is definitely about to turn a serene walk in the dunes into an unexpected comedy show - grab some popcorn!