Verse 1: Five historians in a bar Drinkin' beers and talkin' war Debating facts, they can't agree One thinks he knows everything Chorus: Hey hey, what do you say? Can't agree on history anyway Hey hey, let's start a fight Five historians in a bar tonight Verse 2: One says the Civil War was just Another thinks it was unjust They argue loud, they argue proud Their opinions can't back down Chorus: Hey hey, what do you say? Can't agree on history anyway Hey hey, let's start a fight Five historians in a bar tonight Verse 3: They argue Hitler's motivations And Lincoln's emancipation Their voices raised, they're getting wild The bartender looks at us and sighs Chorus: Hey hey, what do you say? Can't agree on history anyway Hey hey, let's start a fight Five historians in a bar tonight Outro: Five historians leave the bar Still disagreeing, still at war They'll never agree, but that's okay That's the beauty of history anyway.