Title: Ohio versus Iowa: Which state is better? Fade in: INT. A LIVING ROOM - DAY A group of friends sit on a couch, drinking beer. The TV is on and the Ohio State Buckeyes game is playing. Friend 1: Ohio State is the best. Friend 2: (holding a can of beer in his hand) Who cares? Iowa is where it's at. Friend 1: Are you kidding me? Ohio has everything. The Cedar Point Amusement Park, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the beautiful shores of Lake Erie. Friend 2: Iowa has the Iowa State Fair, the Amana Colonies, and the Field of Dreams movie site. Plus, we have the best corn in the world. Friend 1: Corn? That's all you got? Friend 2: Hey, don't knock the corn until you try it. And our State Fair is the best, bar none. Friend 1: (smirking) I bet your state fair doesn't have a butter sculpture of Buckeye legend, Archie Griffin. Friend 2: No, but we have a butter cow. And it's just as impressive. Friend 1: (raising his voice) The Buckeyes have won more football national titles than all the colleges in Iowa combined. Friend 2: Yes, but we have Iowa Wrestling. No one can beat us in that sport. Friend 1: (rolling his eyes) And what about Ohio's skyline? Columbus, Cleveland, and Cincinnati have some of the most iconic buildings in the country. Friend 2: (shrugging) That's cool and all, but Iowa has the Bridges of Madison County. You can't compete with that. Friend 1 and Friend 2 continue arguing back and forth about which state is better. Suddenly, one of their friends chimes in. Friend 3: Why are we even arguing about this? Both states have their unique charms. Ohio has LeBron James and Neil Armstrong. Iowa has Grant Wood and Ashton Kutcher. Friend 1: (nodding) You're right. We should celebrate what makes each state great. Friend 2: (smiling) Agreed. Cheers to both Ohio and Iowa. All friends clink their beer cans together and toast to the two great states. Fade out. THE END.