Verse 1: Patrick Yo, Mr. Krabs, you're all about them stacks But your heart's as cold as a pile of cash Always chasing money, forgetting what's real You're so greedy, it's hard for me to feel Chorus: Patrick Mr. Krabs, you're just a dollar sign Counting coins all the time, it's a crime You may be rich, but you're lacking in soul I'd rather be poor with a heart that's whole Verse 2: Patrick Plankton, you're a tiny little speck Always scheming, trying to get a check Your plans fail but you just keep on dreaming You may be small but your ego's beaming Chorus: Patrick Plankton, you're a wannabe villain Always plotting, but your schemes are chilling You're just a minnow in a sea of sharks Your tiny voice won't leave a lasting mark Verse 3: Plankton Oh, Patrick, you think you're so smart But your mind is as empty as your art You're a starfish, all you do is waste time Just another joke, not worth a single dime Chorus: Plankton Patrick, you're a clueless fool Living in a world that's just too cool You may have SpongeBob by your side But your intelligence is on a low tide Bridge: Patrick and Plankton So let's settle this once and for all In Bikini Bottom, where we'll brawl But deep down, we know it's all fun and games In this diss track battle, we're all just names Chorus: Patrick and Plankton Mr. Krabs and Patrick, you're 'bout the cash Plankton's scheming, but his plans won't last In Bikini Bottom, where chaos reigns We may diss each other, but friendship remains