We open on a serene pond, surrounded by trees and the occasional lily pad, with dragonflies skimming the water's surface. A soft, soothing tune fills the air. The camera slowly pans down to reveal SCOTT THE WOZ, blissfully floating on his back in the middle of the pond, with a self-satisfied grin plastered across his face. However, this peaceful setting is slightly undermined by the conspicuous pixelation censoring his lower half. Scott: (in a relaxed tone) "Ah, nothing beats the feeling of nature's bathtub. It's just you, the water, and... no video game hunting to stress you out. This is life." Suddenly, a mischievous glint flashes in Scott's eyes. He glances around, ensuring no one is in sight, before lifting one leg slightly out of the water. He then releases a monstrous fart, the sheer force of which sends ripples across the pond. Scott: (with a giggle) "Hope those fish appreciate the new bubbles." The water churns as several FISH surface, gasping for air. One by one, they succumb to the stench and float belly-up with their eyes crossed and cartoonish 'X's replacing their pupils. Scott looks around awkwardly. Scott: (feigning innocence) "Whoops, must've been a natural occurrence. Weird, huh?" Cut to a startled FROG leaping off a lily pad, its croak sounding suspiciously like, "Oh, hell no!" Scott spots a particularly plump fish floating near him. With a glint in his eye, he swims over and scoops it up. Scott: "Well, no use crying over spilled fish. When life gives you lemons, you cook 'em!" Smash cut to Scott's kitchen. He's now dressed in a comically oversized chef's hat and apron with the phrase 'Grill Master Scott' stitched on it. His kitchen is a throwback to classic cooking shows of the '90s, complete with over-the-top cheesy decor and an audience laughter track. Scott stands in front of a sizzling grill pan, the fish from the pond now cleaned and prepped with slices of lemon and a sprig of parsley on its side. He flips the fish with flair, catching it perfectly. Scott: "As I always say, if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!" The audience laughter track roars as Scott awkwardly smiles, giving a thumbs-up to the camera. A thought bubble appears next to his head with a pixelated Memory Card floating within, reading 'Save This Moment.' Scott: (looking to the camera with knowing wink) "Some say it's the circle of life, others say it's the cycle of my digestive system. Either way, bon appetit!" The scene ends with a fake sitcom-like freeze-frame of Scott holding the cooked fish up with pride, followed by a whimsical jingle playing over the credits: "Cooking with Scott, the best fish you've got!" Of course, this chapter in Scott's life will likely remain in the sealed vault of 'what if' scenarios, as Scott the Woz tends to keep things more family-friendly and less on the nose--or should we say, on the fish.