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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:41 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Well, I guess we should go see it then. It's not every day you get to witness a royal monster wedding." Lunagaron: "Agreed. It'll be interesting to see how they incorporate their different cultures." Garangolm: "And maybe we'll finally get some peace and quiet without any hunters bothering us." The three monsters make their way towards the Lava Caverns, excited to witness the historic event. As they approach, they see a crowd of monsters gathering outside. Malzeno: "Wow, there's quite a turnout." Lunagaron: "I see some familiar faces. Looks like some of our old friends are here too." Garangolm: "Let's go say hi." As they approach their friends, they overhear a conversation about the wedding. Friend 1: "I heard they're going to have a traditional Somnacanth dance during the ceremony." Friend 2: "And Magnamalo's clan is providing the feast." Friend 3: "I bet it's going to be amazing. I can't wait!" Malzeno: "Sounds like they're really going all out for this." Lunagaron: "I'm excited to see it." Garangolm: "Me too. Let's find a good spot to watch from." The monsters find a spot near the front of the crowd and settle in to watch the ceremony. As the wedding begins, they watch in awe as the two monsters exchange vows and perform traditional dances. Malzeno: "This is beautiful." Lunagaron: "I had no idea monsters could be so romantic." Garangolm: "It's inspiring." As the wedding comes to a close, the monsters cheer and congratulate the happy couple. And as they make their way back to their respective territories, the monsters can't help but feel a sense of peace and contentment after witnessing such a beautiful union.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo!"
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Malzeno: "That's...interesting. But we still need to talk about your human girlfriend." Lunagaron: "Look, I know it's not a traditional relationship, but Natsuki is amazing. She's kind, smart, and she loves me for who I am." Garangolm: "I agree with Lunagaron, Malzeno. Love is love, regardless of species or culture." Malzeno: "That may be true, but we have rules to follow. We can't just ignore them." Lunagaron: "I understand that, but maybe it's time to rethink those rules. Maybe we can learn from Magnamalo and Somnacanth's marriage and embrace new forms of love and relationships." Garangolm: "That's a great point, Lunagaron. We should be open to change and growth." Malzeno: "Hmm...I guess you're right. Maybe it's time for the Citadel to adapt to a changing world." The three lords continue their discussion about love and relationships, realizing that change and acceptance are key to growing and evolving as a society. And as they make their way back to their territories, they can't help but feel hopeful for a future where love knows no boundaries.
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm: "Malzeno, calm down. We can't let this disagreement turn physical." Malzeno: "But Lunagaron just kicked me in the nuts!" Garangolm: "I understand, but violence isn't the answer. We need to address this in a calm and rational manner." Malzeno takes a deep breath and nods. Malzeno: "You're right. I let my anger get the best of me. We need to find a way to handle this situation without resorting to violence." Garangolm: "Agreed. Let's take some time to reflect and come up with a solution that works for everyone." The two lords take some time to reflect on the situation, realizing that their society needs to adapt and evolve to embrace new forms of love and relationships. Eventually, they come up with a plan to allow couples of different species and cultures to marry and thrive in their society, as long as they uphold the core values and principles of their community. And as time goes on, the Citadel becomes a more vibrant and inclusive place, with monsters of all kinds living in love and harmony. And although Lunagaron eventually returns to the Citadel with Natsuki, it's not just them who benefit from the new leniency. Other couples of different species or cultures are also able to love each other without fear of losing their place in the community, thanks to these new rules.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with two other mysterious people - one had brown hair and emerald green eyes, and one had coral pink hair and sky blue eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way." Monika: "I think so, too. The girl with sky blue eyes looks down at her belly - which indicates that she's in the last week of her pregnancy. Monika: "Yes...Sayori, I know you're excited to meet your son. But still, I can't believe that MC moved to another city." Natsuki: "OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Yuri: "It's...nothing. I'll be fine." Lunagaron looks at the three girls with confusion, not understanding what's going on. Lunagaron: "Uh, who are you guys?" Monika: "We're...um...it's complicated. But we all share a special bond and responsibility." Sayori: "Yeah, we're kind of like a club." Natsuki: "A club? What kind of club?" Monika hesitates, looking at Yuri's injury before answering. Monika: "A...literature club. We're a group of friends who share a passion for reading and writing." Lunagaron: "That sounds interesting. But why are you all here?" Natsuki: "We've been tracking the Portrait of Markov. It's a dangerous book that can cause harm to people who read it." Yuri: "And we believe it's somewhere in this building." Lunagaron: "Well, I don't know about any book, but feel free to search the place." The girls begin searching the building, while Lunagaron waits in the corner, feeling out of place. As they search, he reflects on his recent banishment from the Citadel and the newfound sense of freedom he has in exploring the world outside. Eventually, the girls find the book and destroy it. And as they leave, Yuri turns to Lunagaron. Yuri: "I...I'm sorry for attacking you earlier. It was...a reaction." Lunagaron nods in understanding. Lunagaron: "It's fine. I understand the need to protect oneself." The group parts ways, with Lunagaron feeling grateful for the brief encounter and newfound perspective.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for her yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?"
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Magnamalo: "Somnacanth is in labor! We're about to have our baby!" Gaismagorm: "Ahh, I see. Well, congratulations to you both." Somnacanth: "I need to get to a hospital...fast..." Magnamalo: "Right. Let's go." The three monsters rush Somnacanth to the nearest hospital and after a few hours of grueling labor, Somnacanth finally gives birth to a healthy baby girl. Nurse Dragon: "Congratulations! You have a beautiful baby girl." Somnacanth and Magnamalo look at their baby with awe and wonder. Magnamalo: "She's amazing..." Somnacanth: "We need to give her a name." Magnamalo: "How about Kaida? It means 'little dragon'." Somnacanth: "I love it. Kaida it is." Gaismagorm: "Kaida...a fitting name for a strong little girl." As the family embraces their newest addition, they can't help but feel grateful for this moment of love and joy amidst the chaos of their world. And Somnacanth and Magnamalo know that they'll do everything in their power to protect and support their daughter, no matter what challenges may come their way.