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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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5 turns May 8, 2023 at 8:32 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "Magnamalo and Somnacanth? As in the Rampage leader and the queen of the Flooded Forest? That's quite unexpected." Garangolm: "Yep, apparently they've been in love for a while and they finally decided to tie the knot. It's going to be a huge event, and everyone is talking about it." Malzeno: "Wow, I never would have guessed. I guess even monsters can find love, huh?" Lunagaron: "It's nice to see that even in the midst of all this chaos, there's still a place for love and happiness." Garangolm: "Yeah, and it's a good reminder that we're not just monsters. We have our own lives and feelings, just like any other creature." Malzeno: "I guess you're right. Maybe it's time for us to focus on our own lives instead of just fighting and hunting all the time." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Let's take a break and enjoy some peace for once." Garangolm: "And who knows, maybe we'll find love too." Malzeno: "Ha, don't get your hopes up, Garangolm. But I'm all for some relaxation and downtime." Together: "Let's forget about hunting for a while and just enjoy life."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo!"
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Malzeno: "That's...interesting. But that's beside the point. Lunagaron, you can't just go around dating humans. It's against the rules." Lunagaron: "Why does it matter so much? I really like Natsuki and she likes me too." Garangolm: "He's right, Lunagaron. We have a code to follow and dating humans is strongly discouraged." Malzeno: "Not just discouraged, it's forbidden. We have to maintain a certain level of secrecy and not draw too much attention to ourselves." Lunagaron: "But what about the love and happiness we were talking about before? Are we supposed to just ignore that because of some silly rules?" Garangolm: "It's not silly, Lunagaron. It's for our own safety and the safety of humans too." Malzeno: "Look, we can't change the rules. But maybe we can talk to the council and see if there's a way to make an exception in your case, Lunagaron." Lunagaron: "Thanks, Malzeno. I appreciate that." Garangolm: "In the meantime, let's focus on our duties as lords and not get sidetracked by personal matters." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Let's get back to work."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Garangolm: "We heard rumors that you've been openly dating Natsuki, a human. That breaks one of our most important rules." Lunagaron: "I know about the rule, but I thought we could make an exception in my case. Natsuki is different. She understands us and she's not like other humans." Malzeno: "That's beside the point, Lunagaron. We cannot allow you to continue this relationship. It puts us all at risk." Lunagaron: "But I love her. I can't just give her up." Garangolm: "I'm sorry, Lunagaron. But the council has made its decision and we have to abide by it. You need to end this relationship and stay away from Natsuki for good." Lunagaron: "This is unfair. I can't believe you guys would do this to me." Malzeno: "It's for your own good, Lunagaron. And for the good of our kind. We can't afford to take any risks." Lunagaron: "I understand. But it doesn't make it any easier." Garangolm: "We know. And we're sorry. But sometimes we have to make tough decisions for the greater good." Lunagaron: "I'll do what I have to do. But I'll always love Natsuki. And I'll never forget her."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Monika: "Yuri, are you okay? What happened?" Lunagaron: "This person was trying to take a book from me, and then they attacked me. I had to defend myself." Natsuki: "What book was it?" Lunagaron: "Portrait of Markov. It was just sitting there, and I started reading it." Monika: "Portrait of Markov? That's not just any book. It's...complicated. Did you read the whole thing?" Lunagaron: "No, I just got to the last page before this person showed up." Natsuki: "The last page? What's on the last page?" Monika: "You don't want to know, Natsuki. It's better if you don't know." Yuri: "Can we please focus on my injury first? I'm losing a lot of blood." Monika: "Right, sorry. We'll get you to a hospital right away." Natsuki: "And we'll make sure this person gets what they deserve for attacking Yuri." Lunagaron: "I'm sorry for causing trouble. I didn't mean for this to happen." Monika: "It's okay. Just be careful next time. You never know who you might run into in the world of humans."
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for them yet!!!"
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Magnamalo: "Okay, okay, stay calm. We need to get you to the hospital, right now." Somnacanth: "But what about the baby? We don't have anything prepared!" Magnamalo: "Don't worry, we'll figure it out. The most important thing is your health and the baby's health." Magnamalo helps Somnacanth to their feet and supports her as they make their way to the hospital. At the hospital, Somnacanth is rushed into the delivery room while Magnamalo waits nervously outside. After what seems like an eternity, the doctor comes out to speak to Magnamalo. Doctor: "Congratulations, it's a healthy baby boy. He's a little small, but that's normal for hybrid infants." Magnamalo: "Thank you, thank you so much. Can I see him?" Doctor: "Of course. But just remember to wash your hands and wear a mask." Magnamalo nods and follows the doctor into the delivery room where Somnacanth is holding their newborn son. Magnamalo: "Aw, he's so tiny. And he looks just like you, Somnacanth." Somnacanth: "I know, he's perfect. We need to think of a name for him though. Any ideas?" Magnamalo: "How about...Ryzen? It's a combination of our names and it sounds strong." Somnacanth: "Ryzen...I like it. Welcome to the world, Ryzen." Ryzen lets out a small cry, signaling his arrival to the world. Somnacanth and Magnamalo smile at their newborn son, grateful for the love and happiness he has brought into their lives.