write a comedic and detailed Resident Evil story about Leon S. Kennedy deciding he wants fish for a dinner he wants to cook. He takes a basket with him and goes outside to the pond near his home, he catches fish by using his stinky farts to stun them. After reaching the pond he tosses away all his clothes. Describe him entering the pond. describe how he looks as he happily farts in the water, enjoying the feeling of relief afterwards. some of the fish go belly-up from the fart's disgusting smell. Describe how Leon looks as he jokingly acts sorry for farting. Leon then happily collects the fish and goes back to his home to cook them up for dinner. Add dialogue from Leon throughout the whole story, from start to finish.