INT. LUCIFER'S HOUSE - DAY [The camera pans to a beautiful, ornate mansion where LUCIFER from Hazbin Hotel lives. The doorbell rings and the door creaks open to reveal LUCIFER standing there with a devilish grin.] LUCIFER [excitedly] Ah, welcome! Come in, come in! I've been expecting you. [Enter the protagonist, wearing a stunning white dress and looking slightly bewildered by the grandeur of Lucifer's home.] PROTAGONIST Thank you for having me over, Lucifer. Your house is absolutely breathtaking. [LUCIFER chuckles and gestures for the protagonist to follow him into the living room.] LUCIFER Please, make yourself at home. Would you care for some tea? [The protagonist nods and the two sit down at a table filled with an assortment of rubber ducks.] PROTAGONIST Wow, you have quite the collection of rubber ducks! LUCIFER [chuckles] They're a guilty pleasure of mine. But enough about that, let's talk about you. You're absolutely stunning in that white dress. [The protagonist blushes and tries to change the subject by sipping on their tea, but LUCIFER's gaze remains fixated on them.] LUCIFER Have you had enough tea? Do you need to use the bathroom? [The protagonist nods and LUCIFER graciously leads them to the bathroom.] LUCIFER [waiting outside the bathroom] Don't be too long now. I'm curious to hear all about it when you're done. [The protagonist returns, feeling a bit uncomfortable by LUCIFER's odd questions.] PROTAGONIST Um, it was, uh, fine. Just your typical bathroom break. LUCIFER [intrigued] Oh, but I must know more! How long did you urinate for? How much did you produce? Was it thick or thin? And what about your panties? Did you accidentally leak a bit on your way? [The protagonist's eyes widen in shock at LUCIFER's questions, feeling a mix of confusion and discomfort.] PROTAGONIST I...uh, I think it's time for me to go. Thank you for the tea, Lucifer. [The protagonist quickly exits, leaving LUCIFER alone in the room with his rubber ducks, still looking slightly puzzled but unfazed by the encounter.] LUCIFER [chuckles] Oh, what a curious guest. Perhaps they'll come back for more tea...and maybe some more interesting conversations next time. [The camera fades to black as LUCIFER smiles mischievously, ready for his next guest to arrive.] [END]