Write a long comedy adult-like love story script where a bilingual (English and Mandarin) Caucasian-American (newly adored) Internet Hollywood celebrity, comedian, actor, screenwriter and producer named Zach Swanstrom (aka Flaky Boy) finds love for a really cute and hot (Thick-bodied) Chinese (can speak Mandarin and some English) woman (secretly include him keeping getting distracted from her big and jiggly breasts, cleavage and revealing clothes.) Frequently include dialogue/language throughout and thematic elements. (Also secretly include them making out in the bathroom and/or bedroom, while also including taken-off clothes.)