**Alice**: Hey Bob, you won't believe what I just found in my grandma's attic! **Bob**: What, a family of raccoons holding a tea party? **Alice**: Lol nope! Even better - a letter from 1987 saying she won a pie-eating contest! **Bob**: A pie-eating champion? That's where you get your dessert skills from! **Alice**: Haha, yes! The twist is, it wasn't just any pie... it was insect pies! **Bob**: Whaaat? Your grandma was a bug-muncher? This is gold. **Alice**: Yep, and she's challenging ME to keep the tradition alive. Should I? **Bob**: Absolutely, I'd pay to see that. Make sure you start with grasshopper tart! **Alice**: Funny you say that... because I just baked one and dropped it off at your doorstep. Ding dong! **Bob**: Wait, what? You're kidding, right? **Alice**: Nope! Your taste test is waiting. Welcome to the family tradition, Bob! **Bob**: Oh NOOO! Okay, challenge accepted. But if I do this, you confess your most embarrassing secret deal? **Alice**: Deal! Bon appetit! **Bob**: Alright, here goes nothing... *MUNCH* Hey, this is actu... Aaahaha! **Alice**: What's so funny? **Bob**: I can't believe I'm saying this... It's actually... delicious? Am I a bug-lover now? **Alice**: Haha, gotcha! There are no bugs, I knew you'd never check. It's just a normal chocolate pie! **Bob**: You sneaky...! I should've known. And I just realized... I need to confess now, don't I? **Alice**: Yes sir! Spill it! **Bob**: Well, here it comes... I've been terrified of butterflies all my life. Yes, butterflies. **Alice**: Butterflies?! Aaahaha! That's the best thing I've heard all day! **Bob**: Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. But no more insect cuisine for me, okay? **Alice**: No promises, Bob! Who knows what's next at grandma's house...