[Scene: A tranquil pond nestled deep within the lush, vibrant jungles of Rook Island. Sunlight filters through the dense canopy, dappling the water with light.] Voiceover (in a deep, dramatic tone): "In a world where danger lurks around every corner and sanity is but a distant memory..." [Cut to a wide shot of the pond. All is peaceful until a ripple disturbs the water. Jason Brody, the protagonist, emerges - his head poking out of the water's surface like a rugged, tattooed water lily. He's clearly in his birthday suit, though strategically covered by water and foliage.] Voiceover: "One man dares to find solace..." [As the camera zooms in, we see Jason's expression of pure, unadulterated relaxation. His eyes are closed, and he has a self-satisfied smirk. His hair and various tribal tattoos glisten with droplets of water.] Jason Brody (whispering to himself): "Ah, this is the life." [Suddenly, the peaceful scene is disturbed by the unmistakable sound of a relieving fart, bubbling to the surface. Jason's eyes open with feigned shock, as if completely surprised by his own bodily function. He glances around with mock innocence.] Voiceover (struggling to keep a straight tone): "But even in his most tranquil moments, Jason Brody cannot escape the chaos he leaves in his wake..." [Cut to an underwater shot, where bubbles ascend with cinematic slowness. A few fish curiously approach the source, only to promptly flip belly-up, floating to the surface amidst a greenish haze that taints the water. The camera follows one especially fancy-looking fish with cartoonish X's for eyes as it rises.] [Cut back to Jason, who shrugs sheepishly at the camera, a sly grin spreading across his face.] Jason Brody (in a faux innocent voice): "Whoops. I guess that's one way to fish..." Voiceover (with exaggerated solemnity): "Because even in paradise, the deadliest predator is man... And sometimes, his farts." [A Bermuda triangle of ducks suddenly zooms away, flapping erratically and quacking in alarm. A crab on a nearby rock pinches its nose-claws shut, its stalk eyes watering.] [Flash to the "Far Cry 3" logo emblazoned across the screen, complete with a comedic 'plop' sound effect to mark its appearance.] Voiceover (laughing under breath): "Far Cry 3. Dive into the insanity. Let it all hang out." [The screen fades to black, and we hear one last bubbling sound, followed by Jason's chuckle.] Disclaimer (spoken quickly at the bottom of the screen): "No fish were harmed in the making of this commercial. Please fart responsibly."