>be me, 23yo anon >friend sets me up on a blind date, says she's perfect for me >very skeptical but agree because why not >it's at a fancy Italian restaurant >dress up in my best shirt and jeans, still kinda casual >arrive 10 minutes early, super nervous >sit down and wait, order a glass of water to look busy >waiter keeps giving me "hang in there, buddy" looks >20 minutes in, considering the possibility of getting stood up >suddenly a girl walks in, looking around hesitantly >ohgodthatsgottabehershe'sbeautiful.exe >skinny, curly hair, cute smile, and those glasses, damn >she walks over, "Anon?" >my heart does a backflip >i nod, manage to say "Uh, yeah. Hi." >she laughs, it's like bells jingling >we start talking, she's into video games, memes, and even likes anime >it's like a dream >we order food, my spaghetti literally falls out of my fork >she thinks it's hilarious, not disgusted >wegotthisbro.jpg >dinner goes phenomenal, we're laughing and sharing stories >ask her if she wants to go out again, she says yes >internally performing victory dance >we leave the restaurant, decide to walk her home >she takes my hand, electric shock feels through my body >arrive at her place, she hesitates >"I had a great time, Anon. Let's do this again soon." >she leans in, gives me a quick kiss on the cheek >literally on cloud nine as I walk back home >friend texts me, asks how it went >"She was amazing, you're the best matchmaker ever." >he texts back "WTF, she just texted me saying she totally stood you up" >waitwhat.txt >realization kicks in, wrong girl went to the wrong Anon >the kiss on the cheek though >doesn't matter, had a date >best mistaken identity ever >can't wait to tell kids this is how I met their mother

>be me, average 25yo anon >always single, friend thinks it's a crime >sets me up on a blind date, claims she's "out of my league" >yeahright.jpeg >pick a chill local bar for the date, can't be fancy >shirt slightly less wrinkled than usual, it's go time >arrive early, order a drink, steady the nerves >door opens and in walks a goddess >no, wait, it's three of them >triplets, each more stunning than the last >all three approach, my brain.exe has stopped working >they introduce themselves, Sarah, Sasha, and Sierra >turns out my troll friend didn't specify which sister >they found it hilarious, decided to all show up >turn nervous laughter into charm, let's roll with it >night kicks off, they're funny, witty and absolutely breathtaking >we share stories, laughs, drinks, and dances >each one is like a different flavor of awesome >we're getting along like a house on fire >bar is closing, night flew by in the best way >they lean in, suggest continuing the party back at their place >jackpot.mp3 >we drive over, heart's racing faster than a Formula 1 car >arrive at a cozy, stylish apartment >it's classy but comfortable, like them >music's on, it's chill, we're lounging and talking >can't believe my luck, they seem into me >midnight turns into early morning, no one's tired >they exchange glances, then turn to me >"Anon, we rarely meet someone who clicks with one of us, let alone all three." >it's like a dream but I'm wide awake >they invite me to stay over, no hints needed >I agree faster than a kid in a candy store >the night turns even more incredible than before >the rest is NSFW, thank you friend, thank you universe >too happy to sleep, too tired to be awake >thisisthelife.jpg