Original text: "I have my sights set on Mario. You're hardly even worth the energy it would take to trample you. But I do so love to stomp on those who have spent all eternity stomping my clan. And since you've come all this way...Bring it on!" - Goomboss to Wario Comedy after original text: Imagine thinking Wario came all this way just for a Goomba therapist session. "So, tell me about your clan-stomping issues." Misheard: "I shave my tights, get on Mario. Your Harley drove in, worth less than energy drinks to trample you. Butt, I do slow dove to stump on toes who haven't spent a turtle stomping my clam. And since you've gum all this play...Bring it, John!" Comedy after Misheard: Suddenly, it's a twisted nursery rhyme where Harley, Mario, and a character named John are discussing fashion choices and outdoor activities with a clam-obsessed Goomboss. Opposite: "I lose my focus from Luigi. You're overwhelmingly valuable for the laziness it would take to uplift you. But I do hate to elevate those who have never once uplifted my clan. And since you've stayed far away...Run away!" Comedy after Opposite: Goomboss turns into a motivational speaker who got the wrong memo about uplifting and running away from problems, particularly Luigi's. Bits cut out to sound super creepy or just plain weird and funny: "My sights...Mario...hardly...to trample you...love to stomp...all eternity...my clan...you've come...Bring it!" Comedy after Bits cut out: It sounds like a strangely passionate and creepy love letter to Mario with a hint of an eternal vendetta and an invitation to a dance-off instead of a fight. Snippet out of context and weird and funny: "You're hardly even worth the energy." Comedy after Snippet: Goomboss, now a surprisingly judgmental fitness trainer, critiques Wario's workout routine. Badly translated: "I sight my set on Mario. You barely energy for stamp you're worth. But stomp love I do on those eternity stomped my tribe. And you've since way come...It bring!" Comedy after Badly translated: In an attempt to use a new trendy self-help app, Goomboss gets horribly confused but very motivated to stamp letters, believe in tribe love, and vaguely encourage mail delivery.