Make a vividly detailed and comedic fictional movie scene set in the United States about a blonde jock washing himself off in a pond au naturel (describe his physique and butt). Describe how he looks as he washes himself off. Describe how he looks as he feels a fart coming. Describe the underwater shot of his rear end as he lets out a fart, killing some fish on contact with the bubbles. add dialogue from the jock throughout the story.