In text form, it would look like: "I-I'm sho drun...drunk right now! Ahaha! No, seriously, I'm super drunk right now. Druuuk... *giggles* Why ish everything spinning? Ish thish real life? *hiccup* I'm sho drunk! Liiike, sho, sho unbeli...unbele...uh... I can't even say it. I'm shuper drunk! Hehehe! Wait, what wash I saying again? Oh right... I'm...drunk... sooo drunk! Hahahaha! Oh boy, this ish fun! Wheeee!"