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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (33 conversations)
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5 turns May 8, 2023 at 8:35 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?"
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Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I thought Magnamalo was more interested in fighting than settling down." Garangolm: "From what I've heard, Somnacanth captured his heart during a fierce battle. And now they want to tie the knot." Malzeno: "Well, I guess love can conquer all, even for a fearsome monster like Magnamalo." Lunagaron: "I hope they have a happy life together. They deserve some peace and privacy after all the battles they've been through." Garangolm: "Agreed. Let's give them our blessings and focus on our own lives, shall we?" Malzeno: "Sounds good to me. Let's go find some quiet spot and enjoy the tranquility while we can."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo! And there's supposed to be a baby shower for Somnacanth next week!"
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Malzeno: "Wow, that's amazing news! Congratulations to them both." Garangolm: "I'm happy for them too. It's good to see some joy and growth in our community." Lunagaron: "And as for my relationship with Natsuki, I understand the rules, but I believe love knows no boundaries. And I have no intention of letting her come to harm." Malzeno: "I... guess that's true. But you have to be careful, Lunagaron. Humans do not understand our ways and could easily become frightened." Lunagaron: "I know, Malzeno. But Natsuki is different. She's compassionate and open-minded. And I'm willing to teach her about our world, as long as she's willing to learn." Garangolm: "Well said, Lunagaron. We will support you both, as long as your relationship does not harm anyone." Malzeno: "Agreed. Let's focus on the tasks ahead, and pray that our community continues to thrive and grow."
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Malzeno: "Lunagaron, we need to talk." Lunagaron: "What?" Malzeno: "Garangolm and I have made a decision." Lunagaron: "What is it? Is it a fresh new toy to play with? A new computer?!" Malzeno: "No. We're banning from ever coming to the Citadel again, Lunagaron."
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Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Garangolm: "It's not what you did, Lunagaron, it's what you represent. Your relationship with Natsuki has caused a stir among the other monsters, and some fear that it could lead to trouble and danger." Malzeno: "We can't risk the safety and harmony of our community, Lunagaron. The rules are clear - no contact with humans, and no romantic involvement with them." Lunagaron: "But you just said that love knows no boundaries. You supported me before!" Garangolm: "We understand your feelings, Lunagaron. But the situation has changed. The other lords and I have talked, and we believe this is the best decision for everyone - including Natsuki." Lunagaron: "This is unfair! I can't just abandon Natsuki like this. She deserves better!" Malzeno: "We're not asking you to abandon her, Lunagaron. But you have to understand that our community takes priority over any individual's desires. We hope you'll respect our decision and comply with it." Lunagaron: "I... I don't know what to say. This is so sudden and cruel." Garangolm: "We're sorry, Lunagaron. But we have to think about the greater good. We hope you'll find peace and happiness in your own way." Lunagaron: "I... I need some time to think. Please excuse me." Lunagaron then left the Citadel in a cloud of sadness, feeling betrayed and alone.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with another mysterious person - except this one had brown hair and emerald green eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way- OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened to you!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be.
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Lunagaron: "I... I didn't mean to..." Monika: "You monster! What have you done?!" Natsuki: "Wait, no! It's not what it looks like. Lunagaron didn't mean to hurt anyone." Lunagaron: "It was self-defense! That person attacked me!" Monika: "Self-defense my foot. You just proved that monsters cannot be trusted around humans." Natsuki: "That's not fair, Monika. Yuri and I have been researching the monsters' behavior, and we know they have a code of honor and morality - just like us." Lunagaron: "It's true. We're not mindless beasts. We have feelings and values and dreams, just like any other creature in this world. And we can coexist with humans, as long as we respect each other's boundaries." Monika: "I... I don't know. This is a lot to take in. Yuri, we have to go get you medical attention." Natsuki: "Please, Monika. Listen to Lunagaron and me. We can bridge the gap between the monster and human worlds. We can learn from each other and create a better future for everyone. But we need to trust and communicate with each other, and not resort to violence and prejudice." Monika: "I... I'll think about it. But for now, Yuri needs help. Let's go, Natsuki." Natsuki: "Okay. But please, let's not give up hope. There's more to this world than meets the eye." Lunagaron and Natsuki watched as Monika and Yuri left the building. They both knew that their path to understanding and acceptance would not be easy - but they were willing to fight for it, no matter what.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for them yet!!!"
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Magnamalo: "Quickly, we need to get you to the hospital. Hang on, my love." Somnacanth: "Okay, okay... I'm just in so much pain..." As Magnamalo gently lifted Somnacanth to take her to the hospital, their minds were racing with excitement and anxiety. They had prepared for this moment for months, but nothing could truly prepare them for the joys and challenges of parenthood. At the hospital, they were greeted by a team of skilled doctors and nurses who took Somnacanth to the maternity wing. Magnamalo paced back and forth, worried about his mate and their unborn child. He wished he could do something more, but all he could do was wait and hope for the best. Finally, after hours of labor, Somnacanth gave birth to a beautiful baby hybrid of their species. The baby had scales and fins like its mother, but also the sharp teeth and claws of its father. Magnamalo was overjoyed to see his child and held it gently in his arms, tears of happiness streaming down his face. Somnacanth: "So, what should we name him?" Magnamalo: "Hmmm... How about... Kazumi? It means 'harmony and beauty' in Japanese." Somnacanth: "I love it. Kazumi it is." And so, Kazumi was welcomed into the world with love and joy, a symbol of the bond between monster and monster, and monster and human. Magnamalo and Somnacanth knew that they had a long journey ahead of them, filled with challenges and blessings, but they were ready to face it together, as a family.