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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:58 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Huh, I guess love can bloom in even the most unexpected places." Lunagaron: "Well, good luck to them. They deserve to be happy." Garangolm: "Agreed. Now, let's focus on ourselves and try to get some peace and quiet. Who knows, maybe we'll find love too." Malzeno: "Ha, I wouldn't hold my breath on that one. But it's worth a shot. Let's go." The three monsters set off into the wilderness, hoping to find some peace from the hunters and maybe even a chance at something more.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her babies are going to be hybrids of her and Magnamalo! And most importantly, Somnacanth's going to have twins!"
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Malzeno: "That's...quite unexpected. But it's good news for them. As for you, Lunagaron, we need to discuss your relationship with Natsuki. Humans and monsters are not supposed to mix." Lunagaron: "I know, but I love her. She understands me and accepts me for who I am." Garangolm: "Malzeno, perhaps we should consider changing some of our rules. Times are changing, and we need to adapt." Malzeno: "I suppose you're right. I'll bring the matter up with the other lords. But for now, let's focus on the new additions to our clan. Twins! We must prepare a feast to celebrate!" The three lords continued their journey back to the Citadel, with new thoughts and plans for the future. They knew that change was inevitable, but they were ready to face it together.
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm: "Malzeno, what were you thinking? You can't just banish one of our own like that." Malzeno: "He was breaking the rules, Garangolm. We have to maintain order." Garangolm: "But at what cost? We can't just blindly follow tradition without considering the consequences. Lunagaron was one of our strongest allies, and now he's gone. And for what? Because he fell in love with a human?" Malzeno: "It's not just about love, Garangolm. It's about the bigger picture. We have to protect our species, and that means keeping our distance from humans." Garangolm: "I understand that, but we also have to evolve and adapt. The world is changing, and we can't stay stuck in our old ways forever." Malzeno: "I... I see your point. It's not an easy decision to make. But what's done is done. We'll have to live with the consequences of our actions." The two lords continue their conversation, discussing the implications of their actions and the future of their society. They both know that change is necessary, but they also know that it won't come without sacrifice.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with two other mysterious people - one had brown hair and emerald green eyes, and one had coral pink hair and sky blue eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way." Monika: "I think so, too. The girl with sky blue eyes looks down at her belly - which indicates that she's in the last week of her pregnancy. Monika: "Yes...Sayori, I know you're excited to meet your son. But still, I can't believe that MC moved to another city." Natsuki: "OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be. But just before anyone else can talk, Sayori starts to feel her water breaking.
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Sayori: "Guys, I think it's time. I need to get to the hospital." Natsuki: "Right. Yuri, can you walk?" Yuri nods despite the pain. Monika: "We'll take care of Yuri. You two go to the hospital." Lunagaron: "Wait, what's going on? Who are you guys?" Natsuki: "We're Monika, Yuri, and Sayori. We're friends of mine, and we have to get to the hospital now." Lunagaron: "Oh...okay. I'll go with you." The group rushes out of the building, with Yuri being supported by Monika and the others keeping pace. As they make their way through the city, they encounter multiple obstacles and dangers, but they eventually make it to the hospital. There, Sayori gives birth to a healthy baby boy, and the group rejoices with tears of joy. Lunagaron is awestruck by the miracle of life and feels a sense of purpose and meaning. He realizes that there's more to existence than just following rules and traditions. There's love, friendship, and family. As they leave the hospital, the group notices a rift in the sky and a storm brewing. They all brace themselves as the world trembles, and they know that things will never be the same again.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!! SHIT!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The twins are coming!! And we don't even have a name for them yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?"
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Magnamalo: "Somnacanth's water broke! The twins are coming!" Gaismagorm: "Twins? That's unexpected. Well, we need to get her to the hospital right away." Somnacanth: "Yes, please. I can feel the contractions getting stronger." The three monsters rush Somnacanth to the hospital, where she's quickly attended to by a team of skilled doctors. After a few hours of labor, Somnacanth gives birth to two adorable baby monsters - a boy and a girl. Somnacanth: "They're beautiful. But we still don't have names for them." Magnamalo: "How about Akira for the boy and Yumi for the girl?" Somnacanth: "Those are perfect. Akira and Yumi. Our precious little ones." Gaismagorm: "Congratulations, my friends. Parenthood can be the toughest job in the world, but it's also the most rewarding." The three monsters share a moment of joy and relief, knowing that their family has grown. As they look down at their newborn babies, they realize that nothing else matters as much as the love they share. They know that they'll face challenges ahead, but they'll always have each other's back.