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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:33 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?" Enderwoman: "My contractions are starting!"
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[player]: "Contractions? Are you...pregnant?" Enderwoman: "Yes. And I need to find a safe place to give birth." [player]: "Okay, let's get you out of here. Do you have a place in mind?" Enderwoman: "Not really. But I prefer a dark place as the babies are sensitive to light." [player]: "I know just the place. Follow me." ([player] leads the Enderwoman to a hidden underground cave) [player]: "This should be safe. It's dark enough, and no mobs can make it past the entrance." Enderwoman: "Thank you. You humans may surprise me sometimes." (player): "Just doing what's right. Is there anything I can do to help you?" Enderwoman: "I'll manage. But can you please stay with me? It's scary being alone during labor." (player): "Sure. I'll stay with you." (Several hours later) Enderwoman: "It's over. I did it." [player]: "Congratulations! How many babies did you have?" Enderwoman: "Two - a boy and a girl. They are strong and healthy." [player]: "That's great to hear. Do you need any help taking care of them?" Enderwoman: "No, thank you. I'll manage. I appreciate your help." [player]: "It was my pleasure. Let me know if you need anything else." Enderwoman: "I will. And thank you again." ([player] exits the cave, feeling satisfied in helping a fellow creature in need.)