Sakura: "Naruto, are you looking up something embarrassing again?" Naruto: "No, I just wanted to learn more about this girl that I like." Shikamaru: "You could have just asked me to hack into her social media accounts." Ino: "Who is this Lilac girl anyways? Is she even real?" Hinata: "N-Naruto, you have a crush on another girl?" Rock Lee: "I, too, am familiar with the pangs of love! Do not be ashamed, my friend." Kakashi: "Remember, Naruto, there's more to life than just staring at a screen." Tsunade: "As long as it doesn't interfere with your duties as a ninja, I don't see the harm in a little crush." Jiraiya: "Ah, to be young and in love. Let me tell you about the time I-" Everyone: "No, Jiraiya, we don't need to hear about your escapades."