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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:55 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "I guess that explains why there's so much activity in that area lately." Lunagaron: "I'm surprised they chose the Lava Caverns though. It's such a volatile location for a wedding." Garangolm: "Well, Magnamalo is known for being a risk-taker. I guess he wants to make a statement with his choice of venue." Malzeno: "I just hope nothing goes wrong during the ceremony. We don't need any more chaos in this already chaotic world." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Let's hope for the best." The three monsters continued to chat as they went about their business, all secretly curious about the upcoming wedding and what it would bring for the future of the region.
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her babies are going to be hybrids of her and Magnamalo! And most importantly, Somnacanth's going to have twins!"
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Malzeno: "Twins? That's...unexpected." Garangolm: "That's exciting news though. Somnacanth and Magnamalo will make great parents." Lunagaron: "Yeah, I'm happy for them. And for us too, since it means the stability of the region will continue for a while longer." Malzeno: "Speaking of stability, Lunagaron, we need to have a talk about your relationship with Natsuki. It goes against the rules of our society and could cause problems." Lunagaron: "Look, Malzeno, I understand your concerns, but I care about Natsuki. And she's not just some random human. She's a researcher who's been working with us to better understand our world." Garangolm: "Perhaps we should bring this issue before the council and come up with a solution that works for everyone." Lunagaron: "That's a good idea. I'm open to discussing it and finding a solution that makes everyone happy." The three continued to discuss the issue as they made their way back to the Citadel, knowing that the future of their region relied on finding a balance between their society and the humans who lived in it.
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm rushes over to see what happened and finds Malzeno writhing on the ground in pain. Garangolm: "What happened?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron kicked me in the nuts and ran off." Garangolm: "Well, that's not exactly how I expected things to go." Malzeno: "Damn it, I thought we had rules and order in this society. But now, everything's falling apart." Garangolm: "I know it's difficult, Malzeno, but we have to remember to be adaptable and flexible. It's the only way to move forward." Malzeno: "You're right. I know I need to come to terms with some of these changes and learn to accept them. But it's not going to be easy." Garangolm: "I know, but we'll figure it out together. We always have, and we always will." The two lords help each other up and head back to the Citadel, ready to face the challenges that lay ahead. Their society may be changing, but there was one thing that remained constant - their bond and loyalty to each other.
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with two other mysterious people - one had brown hair and emerald green eyes, and one had coral pink hair and sky blue eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way." Monika: "I think so, too. The girl with sky blue eyes looks down at her belly - which indicates that she's in the last week of her pregnancy. Monika: "Yes...Sayori, I know you're excited to meet your son. But still, I can't believe that MC moved to another city." Natsuki: "OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be. But just before anyone else can talk, Sayori starts to feel her water breaking.
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Sayori: "Guys...my water broke." Monika: "Oh no...we need to get you to a hospital right away." Natsuki: "Wait, we can't just leave Yuri like this. We need to help her." Lunagaron: "Yeah, I don't know who that was, but they were up to no good." The group quickly springs into action, with Natsuki grabbing a towel to help stem the bleeding from Yuri's eye. They manage to get Yuri to a nearby hospital, where she receives medical attention. Monika: "Thank you, everyone. I don't know what we would have done without you." Natsuki: "Of course, Monika. We're here to help." Sayori: "But what are we going to do now? We were supposed to meet up with MC, but he's not here." Lunagaron: "Maybe I can help. What city did MC move to?" Monika: "He moved to a city called Nova Scotia." Lunagaron: "I know that place. There's a group of monsters that live there. Maybe they could help you find MC." The group thanks Lunagaron and sets off towards Nova Scotia, with the hope of finding MC and starting their new family together.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The twins are coming!! And we don't even have a name for them yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?"
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Somnacanth: "I'm in labor, Gaismagorm. The twins are coming." Magnamalo: "We need to get Somnacanth to a hospital." Gaismagorm: "I'll take her. Hop on." Somnacanth and Magnamalo quickly climb onto Gaismagorm's back, with Magnamalo holding onto Somnacanth tightly. Gaismagorm takes off into the sky, speeding towards the nearest hospital. Somnacanth: "AAAAAAHHHH!!" Magnamalo: "Hang in there, Somnacanth. I'm here for you." Somnacanth: "I know, Magnamalo. I'm just so scared. What if something happens to our babies?" Magnamalo: "Don't worry, Somnacanth. Everything's going to be fine. You're strong, and so are our babies." After what feels like an eternity, Gaismagorm lands outside the hospital and Somnacanth is rushed inside. Magnamalo follows closely behind, determined to be there for his mate and their unborn children. Hours pass, and finally, the sound of crying babies fills the air. The doctors come out with two small bundles, and Somnacanth and Magnamalo are overjoyed to see their newborn twins for the first time. Somnacanth: "They're so beautiful." Magnamalo: "Look at that fur. And those claws. They're definitely going to be a handful." Somnacanth: "We still don't have a name for them." Magnamalo: "Let's name them after our parents. How about Kiri and Sen? One for your mother, and one for my father." Somnacanth: "I love it. Kiri and Sen. Welcome to the world, our little ones." And so, a new chapter begins for Somnacanth and Magnamalo, as they adjust to life as parents and the challenges that come with it. But no matter what happens, they know that they will face it together as a family.