please write a detailed and comedic fictional Hades story about Zagreus waking up in the morning and going to a river for a bath. He goes au naturel (compliment his butt, face, physique) and enters the water. Describe how he looks as he happily scrubs his pits and butt clean. Suddenly he feels a fart coming on. describe how he looks as he relieves his gut pain by forcing out a fart into the water, enjoying the relief before going back to washing himself. The water around him now smells so foul that a few fish near his butt die. Describe what makes Zagreus finally notice the dead fish near his butt. He happily collects them and goes back to his home to cook a stew using them. and describe him making it. describe him eating it. Add dialogue from Zagreus throughout the story