Please make a comedic and vividly detailed Legend of Zelda story about Link deciding to relax in a pond in the buff (describe his butt). Describe how he looks as he enters the pond and relaxes. Describe how he looks as he decides to let out a long fart in the water, enjoying the relief afterwards. Some fish go belly-up from the stink and Nate happily grabs one to make a dinner out of. Add dialogue from Link throughout the story