Derek had always been an easy target for Mark, the school bully. Hardly a day would go by without Mark taunting him, pushing him around, and making his life miserable. Derek had tried to ignore it, but it was getting harder and harder to bear. So one day, fed up with the constant torment, Derek decided to make a wish. "I wish Mark would stop bullying me," Derek whispered to himself, closing his eyes and sending his wish out into the universe. That night, as Derek lay in bed, he couldn't shake the feeling that something strange was about to happen. And sure enough, as the clock struck midnight, he heard a loud crash coming from Mark's house next door. Curious, Derek snuck out of his window and climbed up a tree to get a closer look. Peering through Mark's bedroom window, Derek's jaw dropped in disbelief. Mark was standing in the middle of his room, seemingly in a trance. And then, in a flash of light, Mark's body began to transform. Derek watched in awe as Mark's features softened, his muscles melting away to reveal a curvier, more feminine figure. And when the light faded, standing before Derek was a girl. A ditzy, friendly girl with long flowing hair, a dazzling smile, and yes, ginormous boobs. But it wasn't just her appearance that had changed. Mark's vocabulary had transformed as well, becoming bubbly and ditzy, with phrases like "OMG" and "like, totally" sprinkled throughout her speech. Derek couldn't believe his eyes. The girl that stood before him was nothing like the bully he had always known. She was sweet, kind, and madly in love with Derek. "OMG, Derek! I like, totally can't believe you're here! Like, you're my dream come true!" the girl gushed, throwing herself into Derek's arms. Derek was speechless. How could this ditzy, friendly girl be Mark? And why was she so in love with him? But as they talked, Derek began to see a different side of Mark. A side that had been hidden beneath the bullying and taunting. A side that was vulnerable and longing for acceptance. And so, as the night turned to dawn, Derek and Mark (or rather, the ditzy, friendly girl that Mark had become) sat on the rooftop, watching the sunrise together. "Like, Derek, I'm so sorry for like, all the mean things I did to you. I didn't know how to like, express my feelings, so I like, took it out on you," Mark said, tears glistening in her eyes. Derek smiled, reaching out to hold her hand. "It's okay, Mark. I forgive you. And I'm glad you're finally able to show your true self." And as they sat there, basking in the warmth of the rising sun, Derek knew that his wish had been granted in the most unexpected way possible. And from that day forward, he and Mark (or rather, the ditzy, friendly girl that Mark had become) were inseparable, their bond stronger than ever before.