Person A: Hey! You finished the history assignment yet? Person B: Yup, spent all night on it. Why, need to compare answers? Person A: Actually, I was hoping to "borrow" your insights. My dog decided my homework looked tasty last night. Person B: Oh no! That sucks, haha. But sure, I guess you can copy mine. Send yours over too, and we'll swap. Person A: Errr... about that. It might be a bit... digestively altered? Person B: Wait. You actually want me to believe the old "dog ate my homework" excuse? Person A: I swear! I can send a pic of the remains, I even named it "The Poo-rloined Letter" Person B: Haha, no need. But okay, since we're friends. Just don't make it a habit. Person A: You're a lifesaver! Also, didn't you need help with the math problems? Person B: Oh, right! Was counting on your genius to save me. Let's swap solutions! Person A: Funny story... I kinda spilled my energy drink all over the worksheet. It's an Abstract Expressionist masterpiece now. Person B: What? No way, I'm mathematically doomed then. Person A: Guess we're both in a bit of a jam. Any backup plans? Person B: Not unless you want to stage a dramatic play about "The Two Students Who Couldn't Do Homework". Person A: Brilliant! We could say it's for extra credit. A performance piece about the fragility of academic endeavors. Person B: Love it. Let's present modern education's tragic downfall. We'll call it "Homework's End". Person A: I'm sure it'll get us an A in creativity if not in actual homework. Person B: Deal. Just hope our teachers have a good sense of humor! Person A: They will once we take it to the National Theatrical Education Awards and win first place! Person B: Dream big or go home, right? Or in our case, dream big or do homework. Person A: To the stage it is, then! Person B: Break a leg... But like, don't actually, we need you in one piece to pull this off. Person A: Don't worry; it'll be the only thing not broken in our tale of woe and unfinished assignments.