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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:50 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Well, good for them I guess. But I still don't understand why hunters have to bother us. It's not like we're hurting anyone." Lunagaron: "I know, right? We just want to live our lives in peace." Garangolm: "Unfortunately, some hunters see us as threats. They think we're dangerous." Malzeno: "But we only attack when we're provoked. It's not like we go around attacking innocent animals." Lunagaron: "Exactly. And if hunters would just leave us be, we wouldn't even have to defend ourselves." Garangolm: "It's a shame that some humans can't understand that." Malzeno: "Well, let's just hope that tomorrow's wedding goes well and doesn't attract any unwanted attention." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Let's just enjoy our peace while we can."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her babies are going to be hybrids of her and Magnamalo! And most importantly, Somnacanth's going to have twins!"
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Malzeno: "Twins... that's amazing!" Garangolm: "Congratulations to them!" Lunagaron: "Yeah, I'm really happy for them. But back to the topic at hand, I don't see what's wrong with dating a human." Malzeno: "It's against our traditions and rules. We've never had any lord or lady dating a human before." Lunagaron: "Well, I'm breaking tradition then." Garangolm: "I support your decision, Lunagaron. Love knows no boundaries." Malzeno: "Well, I suppose as long as it doesn't cause any harm to our kind or the humans, it should be fine." Lunagaron: "Exactly. And my relationship won't involve any harm to anyone. So, can we drop the subject now?" Garangolm: "Sure thing. Let's just focus on the upcoming arrivals of the new members of our family."
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm: "Malzeno, are you okay? What happened?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron... he just kicked me in the... nevermind. He's gone, and I don't want to talk about it anymore." Garangolm: "I'm sorry, Malzeno. I know this must be hard on you." Malzeno: "It's not about me, Garangolm. It's about our society and what's best for our kind. We can't let emotions cloud our judgment." Garangolm: "I know, but sometimes, emotions can lead us to better places. Maybe we should reconsider our stance on monster-human relationships." Malzeno: "Absolutely not. Our traditions have kept us safe and strong for centuries. We can't abandon them now." Garangolm: "I understand where you're coming from, Malzeno. But maybe it's time for us to start thinking outside the box and embracing new ideas." Malzeno: "I'll think about it, Garangolm. But for now, let's focus on the future of our kind and the protection of our home."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with two other mysterious people - one had brown hair and emerald green eyes, and one had coral pink hair and sky blue eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way." Monika: "I think so, too. The girl with sky blue eyes looks down at her belly - which indicates that she's in the last week of her pregnancy. Monika: "Yes...Sayori, I know you're excited to meet your son. But still, I can't believe that MC moved to another city." Natsuki: "OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be. But just before anyone else can talk, Sayori starts to feel her water breaking.
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Lunagaron: "Oh no... we need to get her help!" Monika: "You're right. Yuri, can you stand?" Yuri nods weakly, blood still flowing from her eye socket. Natsuki: "Lunagaron, can you help carry her? We need to get to a hospital." Lunagaron: "Of course, let's go." The four of them hurry out of the building and flag down a passing car. They explain the situation to the driver, who rushes them to the nearest hospital. At the hospital, Sayori is taken to the maternity ward while Yuri is rushed into emergency surgery. Monika, Natsuki, and Lunagaron wait anxiously in the waiting room, hoping for the best. Several hours later, a doctor enters the room and approaches them. Doctor: "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that Yuri lost her eye and will need a lot of recovery time. The good news is that we were able to deliver a healthy baby boy to Sayori." The three of them let out a sigh of relief. Monika: "Thank goodness." Natsuki: "We should visit Yuri and Sayori as soon as possible." Lunagaron: "Agreed. But first, let's get some rest. We've had quite a day."
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for her yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?"
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Magnamalo: "Somnacanth's going into labor! Our baby is coming!" Gaismagorm: "Oh, I see. Well, I'm here to help. I've attended many births in my time." Somnacanth: "Thank you, Gaismagorm." Magnamalo: "We appreciate your help." Somnacanth grips Magnamalo's hand tightly as the contractions get stronger. Somnacanth: "AAAAAH! It hurts!!" Gaismagorm: "Okay, Somnacanth. Just try to breathe deeply and push when I tell you to." Somnacanth nods and takes deep breaths as Gaismagorm guides her through the labor. After several intense hours of pushing, the baby finally emerges, crying loudly. Somnacanth: "It's a girl...our precious little girl." Magnamalo: "She's beautiful. What should we name her?" Somnacanth: "How about Aurora?" Magnamalo: "Aurora... I love it." Gaismagorm: "Congratulations, the both of you. She's a healthy baby girl." Somnacanth: "Thank you, Gaismagorm. We couldn't have done it without your help." Magnamalo: "We're so grateful." Somnacanth and Magnamalo gaze at their tiny newborn daughter, feeling a bond stronger than ever before.