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“(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings w” (50 conversations)
toxic
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Jun 5, 2023 at 12:09 AM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings were frozen solid) [player]: "The heck happened here?" ([player] then spots what looks like a female Snow Golem) Female Snow Golem: (noticing [player]) "So YOU'RE the Frostmaw that's caused all this!" [player]: "Wait no, you're clearly mistaken-" Female Snow Golem: "I don't care what you have to say. You deserve to DIE!" (The female Snow Golem starts flinging snowballs at [player]) [player]: (dodging the snowballs) "Stop, stop! I have no idea what you're talking about!" Female Snow Golem: "You can't fool me, Frostmaw. You've been causing chaos all across these lands, freezing everything in your path!" (completely ignores the movements in her belly) [player]: (getting hit by a snowball) "AGH! Stop that!" Iris: "I won't stop until you drop dead, Frostmaw! Then this place will worship me as Iris - the Frostmaw Slayer!" [player]: "So you're just going to ignore the movement's in your belly and keep pelting me with snowballs?"
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Iris: "What are you talking about?" [player]: "Your stomach. It's moving. Do you not realize what that means?" Iris: (confused) "No, I don't- wait, what?" (looks down at her belly) (Iris suddenly remembers that she accidentally swallowed a magical artifact that was causing all the freezing) Iris: "Oh no! This entire time, I thought it was you causing all the chaos, but it was me! I swallowed a magical artifact and it's been causing me to freeze everything in sight!" [player]: "Well, that explains a lot. Can you stop throwing snowballs at me now?" Iris: "Oh, right. Sorry about that. I'll make it up to you by helping unfreeze this village." (Iris uses her powers to unfreeze the buildings and the villagers slowly return) Villager: "Thank you, thank you so much! We thought we were going to be frozen forever." [player]: "Glad to help. And Iris here helped save the day." Iris: "I'm sorry for attacking you earlier. I should've known better." [player]: "No worries, all's well that ends well." (The group walks off, leaving the now thawed village behind them and a good story to tell.)