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“Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering” (20 conversations)
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May 8, 2023 at 9:45 PM EDT
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Malzeno: "GAH! Can't I just get a minute of peace without some hunters bothering me?!" Lunagaron: "Same. And I just want to be with my girlfriend again." Garangolm: "I heard that Magnamalo is getting married to Somnacanth tomorrow." Malzeno: "Wait, what?" Lunagaron: "That's unexpected. I didn't even know they were courting each other." Garangolm: "Yeah, apparently they've been keeping it a secret from everyone. But the ceremony is happening tomorrow at the Lava Caverns."
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Malzeno: "Well, I guess congratulations are in order for the happy couple. Maybe this will distract the hunters from bothering us for a while." Lunagaron: "Agreed. Let's hope they have a long and happy marriage." Garangolm: "I heard they're going to have a grand feast afterwards. Maybe we should crash it and get some free food." Malzeno: "Garangolm, you never change. But I wouldn't mind attending the feast as well. It could be a good opportunity to socialize with some of our fellow monsters." Lunagaron: "Sounds like a plan. Let's head over to the Lava Caverns tomorrow and see what all the fuss is about."
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5 moths after Somnacanth and Magnamalo were married, the three lords headed back the Citadel. Malzeno: "So...Lunagaron..." Lunagaron: "Yeah?" Malzeno: "Who the hell are you dating?" Lunagaron: "Oh. Her name is Natsuki." Malzeno: "...you're dating...a human?" Lunagaron: "Yep." Malzeno: "You do realize we have rules here, right?!" Lunagaron: "Malzeno, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let alone the fact that Magnamalo and Somnacanth are expecting their first child!" Garangolm: "Wait, Somnacanth's pregnant?!" Lunagaron: "Yeah! She just told me that her baby is going to be a hybrid of her and Magnamalo!"
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Malzeno: "That is...unprecedented. But back to the topic at hand, Lunagaron. You cannot date a human. It is forbidden by the Elder Dragons' council." Lunagaron: "I know, but Natsuki and I are in love. And besides, she understands and respects the laws of our world." Garangolm: "Yeah, and it's not like he's the only one breaking the rules. I've seen you sneaking off with that Diablos on multiple occasions, Malzeno." Malzeno: "That's...irrelevant. We're not discussing my personal life right now. We need to focus on Lunagaron and his relationship with a human." Lunagaron: "I appreciate your concern, Malzeno. But I am willing to face the consequences of my actions." Garangolm: "And we'll support you, no matter what." Malzeno: *sigh* "Fine. But just be careful, Lunagaron. The council takes their laws very seriously. And I don't want to see you or Natsuki get hurt."
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Eventually, one of the local Elder Dragons - Chameleos - turns visible beside Malzeno. Chameleos: "Hey. I heard that Lunagaron is going to marry Natsuki in 10 months." Chameleos then creates a ton of mist. When the mist clears, Chameleos is nowhere to be seen. Malzeno: "..." A few days later, Lunagaron begins chowing down on a Barioth leg when Malzeno can be heard shouting from the castle section. Malzeno: "GET YOUR WEREWOLF ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lunagaron: "Ugh! What?" Malzeno: "Lunagaron, you are BANNED from the Citadel!" Lunagaron: "What?! Why? What did I do?" Malzeno: "You're dating a human, violating our code of conduct. And now you're apparently planning to marry her and make a mockery of our traditions." Lunagaron: "But... but we love each other. Why should that matter?" Malzeno: "It matters because our society is built around maintaining order and stability. We can't have monsters fraternizing with humans and disrupting the natural balance of things." Lunagaron: "That's ridiculous! Love is love, no matter who it's between. And if you can't accept that, then maybe I don't want to be a part of this society anymore." Malzeno: "So be it. You're no longer welcome here, Lunagaron. Leave this place and never return." Lunagaron: "Fine. But one more thing..." Lunagaron kicks Malzeno in the feels then runs off. Malzeno: "OW! MY FUCKING NUTS!"
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Garangolm: "Are you okay, Malzeno?" Malzeno: "No, I am not okay! That damn Lunagaron just kicked me in the groin!" Garangolm: "Damn, he really is serious about this." Malzeno: "Well, he made his choice. He can't just break our laws and expect there to be no consequences." Garangolm: "But maybe we should try to understand where he's coming from. Love can be a powerful thing, you know." Malzeno: "I understand that, but we can't just throw our rules out the window for one monster's happiness. It's for the greater good." Garangolm: "I know, but...maybe this is a sign that our laws need to be reevaluated. Maybe it's time to make some changes." Malzeno: "...I suppose you have a point. We can't let our traditions hold us back from progress. Let's call a council meeting and discuss this matter further." Garangolm: "Agreed. And maybe we can try to make amends with Lunagaron. We don't want to lose him as a friend." Malzeno: "Yes...maybe it's time for us to be more accepting of new ideas and different kinds of love."
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Lunagaron: "I can't believe that Malzeno and Garangolm kicked me out! I really need something to do..." Lunagaron spots a nearby building. Lunagaron: "Sweet! Now I can enjoy a moment to myself!" Inside the building, Lunagaron sits at a desk - then notices a strange, red book sitting beside him. Lunagaron: "Hey! There's something to read here!" Lunagaron starts reading the book. Lunagaron: "Hmmm...I wonder what's at the last page-" Somebody takes the book away from Lunagaron. Lunagaron: "THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" ???: "I can't let you have Portrait of Markov, nor do want anyone to read the last page. But...my, my...your claws could be an excellent addition to my knife collection!" Lunagaron reveals his claws. Lunagaron: "Get away from me, you freak!" Lunagaron slashes at the mysterious person, ultimately gouging out one of the person's eyes and cutting off most of the person's long purple hair. ???: "AAAH! MY EYE!!!" Just then, Natsuki enters the room with two other mysterious people - one had brown hair and emerald green eyes, and one had coral pink hair and sky blue eyes. Natsuki: "Monika, I think Yuri went this way." Monika: "I think so, too. The girl with sky blue eyes looks down at her belly - which indicates that she's in the last week of her pregnancy. Monika: "Yes...Sayori, I know you're excited to meet your son. But still, I can't believe that MC moved to another city." Natsuki: "OH MY GOD! Yuri, what happened!?" Blood comes out of where Yuri's eye used to be. But just before anyone else can talk, Sayori clutches her bump in pain.
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Sayori: "Ow...my contractions are getting stronger..." Monika: "Okay, we need to get you to a hospital. Yuri, can you walk?" Yuri nods weakly, still clutching her eye. Natsuki: "I'll carry Sayori. Let's go." The group quickly exits the building and heads towards the nearest hospital. Along the way, Yuri is given medical attention for her eye injury. Sayori: "I'm scared, guys. What if something goes wrong?" Monika: "Don't worry, Sayori. We'll be there for you every step of the way." Natsuki: "And once your baby is born, we'll make sure he has the best life possible." Despite the chaos and uncertainty surrounding them, the group holds tight to each other and to the hope that everything will turn out okay.
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8 months later, at Magnamalo's house, Somnacnath starts to feel cramps in her stomach. Somnacanth: "Magnamalo...I think something's wrong..." Magnamalo: "What is it, honey?" Somnacanth: "I...I don't know...it just happened..." Just then, a small puddle of water starts forming between Somnacanth's legs. Somnacnath: "AAAAAAGH!!!" Magnamalo: "Somnacanth! What's going on?!" Somnacanth: "My water just broke! The baby's coming!! And we don't even have a name for her yet!!!" Magnamalo: "Already?!" Somnacanth: "Yes!" Magnamalo: "Well, at least we've got a nursery set up!" Suddenly, Gaismagorm lands beside them. Gaismagorm: "What is the meaning of this fuckery?"
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Magnamalo: "Somnacanth's going into labor! Our baby is coming!" Gaismagorm: "Oh. Well, congratulations, I suppose. You two always did seem like a couple that was meant to be." Somnacanth: *panting* "Can...can you guys call for a midwife or something? I don't know what to do..." Magnamalo: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Gaismagorm, can you go fetch a midwife from the nearby village?" Gaismagorm: "Sure thing. I'll be back as soon as I can." As Gaismagorm flies off, Magnamalo helps Somnacanth to their nursery, where they wait anxiously for the midwife's arrival. It's not long before the midwife shows up, a large Anjanath with years of experience in childbirth. Midwife: "Alright, let's see what we have here. Ah, a little girl! Congratulations, parents!" Somnacanth: *tearfully* "A girl...oh, she's beautiful!" Magnamalo: "What should we name her?" Midwife: "Hmm, let's see...how about Aurora? It means 'dawn' in many human languages, and it fits with the theme of your own names." Somnacanth: "Aurora...I love it. It's perfect." Magnamalo: "Aurora it is, then. Welcome to the world, little one." As they all bask in the joyous moment of their daughter's birth, they can't help but feel grateful for the support of their friends and family - even if that family consists of creatures of all shapes and sizes.