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“freedom planet characters react to Captain Akaza: I wonder how the hell these bu” (5 conversations)
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Sep 25, 2023 at 4:26 AM MSK
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, Krasnodar Krai
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freedom planet characters react to Captain Akaza: I wonder how the hell these buildings literally give birth to new troops?! Infantryman Kropa: I don't want to upset you, but you came out of exactly the same one. Captain Akaza: Who gives us names then?! Doctor Dzhugashvili: Healers and obstetricians, when they deliver babies at the barracks, give each coin a number. Captain Akaza: Like Infantryman one, Infantryman two and so on? Doctor Dzhugashvili: Well, yes. Dynasty of assholes. | freedom planet x warcraft
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(Disclaimer: This response is purely fictional and not representative of any official Freedom Planet or Warcraft content) Lilac: Wait, what? Buildings giving birth to troops? That's... definitely a new one. Carol: Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? It's like some weird twisted magic or something. Milla: Oh my gosh! Buildings giving birth? That's... kinda creepy, don't you think? Torque: Well, that's a new way to create an army. I have to admit, it's pretty efficient. Spade: I've seen some crazy things, but buildings birthing troops takes the cake. This world just gets weirder and weirder. Akash: I find it hard to believe, but if it works for them, I guess who are we to judge? Neera: Buildings giving birth? That's not natural, even in our world. It's just plain bizarre. Captain Kalaw: I've fought in many battles, but I've never heard anything like this. That's unexpected, to say the least. Captain Akaza: So, we're all born from these... bizarre buildings? That's just... beyond my comprehension. Infantryman Kropa: *laughs* Guess we're all in the same boat, Captain. You're not the only one confused here. Captain Akaza: But who gives us our names? I don't want to be known as Infantryman one or two. That's just plain boring. Doctor Dzhugashvili: Apparently, healers and obstetricians are the ones responsible for naming us. Can't say they're very imaginative though. Captain Akaza: Infantryman one, Infantryman two... How original. What a dynasty of assholes. Everyone: *laughs* Akash: Well, at least we can agree on that. The names could definitely use a little more creativity. Lilac: Anyway, let's focus on the next mission and leave these weird birthing buildings behind us.