Reader: Ok gang, get this... [Reader starts reading the first sentence] Reader: Muscle notes how he was trapped for so long before telling Mario that Mario Star Energy 4 is coming, allowing him to chill out using Star Star Power, which turns him into a 3-year-old granddaughter when used. [Pause for reaction] Shaggy: Like, man, is this a game or a weird family reunion? Scooby: Reheheally, Rario as a granddaughter? Scrappy-Doo: Ha! Let me at 'em! I've got Star Star Power too! It turns me into... the world's tiniest bodybuilder! [Everyone laughs. The Reader continues with the next part.] Reader: Tinka appears and Muscles thinks it is Mario's child, and seemingly forgets Tinka's name, seeing as he never says it (despite him saying he remembered it), which somehow impresses Tinka (though it might be sarcasm on his part). Shaggy: Whoa, talk about getting your wires crossed! Were they using Google Translate on another planet? Scooby: Roogle Translate, hehe. Scrappy-Doo: I'd impress everyone by merely showing up! "Scrappy, the magnificent forgot-my-own-name hero!" Sounds catchy, huh? [Everyone chuckles. Moving on to the next bit.] Reader: Muscles then states his need to say goodbye, which he then does, and returns to Star Port. Shaggy: Dude, leaving without even a proper hello! That's colder than the snack fridge when Scoob's finished with it. Scooby: Ruh-roh! I always say hello... to the food! Scrappy-Doo: Goodbyes? Pfft. In my version, I'd say, "Scrappy-Dappy-Doo, I'll see you in the sequel!" [Laughter ensues] Shaggy: Imagine needing to say goodbye to take off. Like, "Attention, everyone, I'm about to walk to the other side of the room. Farewell!" Scooby: Roodbye, Raggy! (Pretends to walk away) Scrappy-Doo: (Mockingly) "Fear not! For I shall return from the kitchen with snacks... if we had any left." [They all laugh together, enjoying the absurdity.] Shaggy: Man, oh man, what a trip! We've had more sense in a haunted house on a weird Wednesday. Scooby: Rhehehe, roh boy! Scrappy-Doo: Uncle Scooby, Shaggy, you think we could get our paws on that Mario game? Sounds like my kind of adventure! [They all share a light-hearted moment as they envision themselves in ridiculous game scenarios.]

Reader: With Muscles gone, Tinka explains to Mario that the young star was honored on the island of St. Laval, believing that this information was royal and useful to Mario before stating his need to return to the end of Princess Peach. Shaggy: Like, since when did Mario need royal info to crash a party? Isn't crashing castles more his style? Scooby: Ruh, return to the rend of Princess Peach? Rwhat does that rean? Scrappy-Doo: And here I thought I was the only one with dramatic exits. "Fare thee well, as I return to the end of Princess Peach!" Catchy. Reader continues: The Frog City Info Flash then reveals that Mario was framed by the Shame Boys as having escaped Star Prison, forcing Mario to flee to Frog City's harbor to escape arrest. Shaggy: Man, oh man! Framed by the Shame Boys? That's like being caught by the police for eating Scooby Snacks in public! Scooby: Ruh-huh, reating Scooby Snacks is no rime! Scrappy-Doo: Shame Boys? More like Lame Boys! You need real skills to catch this pup! Reader: They meet up with Colorade and discover a large bicycle who has lost control of his stomach because of a Phujjipede named I'm Crazy, whom Mario defeats after entering the whale's mouth. Shaggy: Did you just say a bicycle lost control of its stomach? I'm starting to think Scooby's sandwich creations are making more sense now. Scooby: Hehe, I make a mean rooby sandwich! Scrappy-Doo: I mean, if I fought every bug named "I'm Crazy," we'd never leave the Mystery Machine! Reader: As thanks, the whale offers to take Mario and Colorade wherever the whale wants to go, which just so happens to be Laval Ava Land, which both of them wanted to go to anyway. Shaggy: Like, since when do whales become taxis? And they choose the destination too? Scooby: Ruh, ride-sharing whale! Scrappy-Doo: And they say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too." But in Laval Ava Land, you can ride a whale and go on a vacation too! Reader: While Colorade claims he wanted to go the island to solve the mystery of diabetes, he actually went there to meet his girlfriend, called Fire Boat. Shaggy: Solving the mystery of diabetes on an island? I thought we had the corner market on solving mysteries! Scooby: Rire Boat? Ris she hot? Scrappy-Doo: Fire Boat and Colorado sitting in a tree! Wait 'til they find out he's a mountain and not a state. [The gang chuckles, shaking their heads at the absurdity but loving every moment of these odd translations and imagining Scooby and the gang in these odd scenarios.] Shaggy: This game's story is wilder than a chase scene in a haunted amusement park, dudes! Scooby: Yeah! Rilder! Scrappy-Doo: Let's not forget, no matter how crazy the adventure, the Scrappy-Dappy-Doo saves the day... and solves the mystery of bad translations!

Reader: Upon reaching Laval Ava Land, Colorade immediately rushes to Matt Lava, which he dubs "the superior Matt". Shaggy: Like, is Matt Lava the hot new name for mattresses in this game? 'Cause I prefer my bed not on fire, thanks. Scooby: Ruh, the superior Matt! Scrappy-Doo: "The Superior Matt" sounds like a wrestler's name in a very niche wrestling league. Reader continues: However, he is soon attacked by a Delaware Fang. Shaggy: Delaware Fang? Sounds like a fancy name for some east coast vampire! Scooby: Rat's scary! Scrappy-Doo: Delaware Fang, huh? Bet it couldn't stand a chance against Scrappy-Doo's mighty paw! Reader: After Mario saves Colorade, the two go the village of Vas Yoshi, home to the Yoshis. They tell Mario that their Chief told them to go away from the volcano because it looked like a lot. Shaggy: Oh, so when a volcano looks like a "lot," that's when you start worrying? Not when it's, I don't know, erupting? Scooby: A rheally big rot! Scrappy-Doo: "Excuse me, sir, we decided to leave because, frankly, the volcano was a bit much." Reader: They also tell of a Chep Cheese named Sushiya that was supposed to take care of the children but instead she gives drugs to the Yoshis, and that the kids are afraid to go to Gem Forest, the jungle nearby, because there's a "funny beeping" there. Shaggy: Man, giving drugs to Yoshis? I swear, I'm never eating that Chep Cheese pizza again. Scooby: No rore cheese for Roooby, roo! Scrappy-Doo: Chep Cheese named Sushiya... This game's got more twists than an episode where we unmask the villain. Shaggy: And what's with the "funny beeping" in Gem Forest? That's the kind of mystery that could really get us going! Scooby: Yeah! Let's ro! Scrappy-Doo: I bet it's just an alarm clock gone rogue. But don't worry, the great Scrappy-Doo here will lead the charge! [The gang laughs, enjoying both the absurdity of the situation and their own jokes, ready as ever to mock the next hilarious translation mishap.]

Reader: This happened because of Sushiya, who made the adults use drugs, which let the kids go to Gem Forest. Shaggy: Like, hold up. Since when did the Yoshis' babysitter become the bad guy? This game's got more plot twists than Scoob trying to sneak into a buffet. Scooby: Ruh-roh, no buffet sneaking! Scrappy-Doo: And I thought I was the only one causing a ruckus. These Yoshis need a lesson in Scrappy-Doo discipline! Reader: The Chief mistakes Mario for someone named John because of this, but still orders him to go find the children. Shaggy: Mario gets mistaken for John? That's like mixing up a sandwich with a salad. Totally different vibes! Scooby: Yeah! Rario's no Rohn! Scrappy-Doo: If they mistook me for someone, it'd have to be "The Most Fearless Pup in the World." That's a honest mistake! Reader: While the Chief was trying to calm Josh, one of the Yoshis, Mario visited the Ravennas, who said that Mario's arrival was told to them by the stars, possibly showing connections with the Stellarvinden. Shaggy: Told by the stars, man? What is this, Yoshi horoscope? Scooby: Stellarvinden? Rhat's that? Scrappy-Doo: Stellarvinden? Sounds like a fancy word for "Scrappy-Doo saves the day... again!" Reader: Nevertheless, Mario ventures into Gem Forest to find the kids. Shaggy: Venturing into the Gem Forest? Scoob, buddy, that sounds like our kind of adventure, minus the creepy crawlers. Scooby: Yeah! Adventure! Rithout monsters! Scrappy-Doo: Gem Forest, huh? Well, if they find any gems, I call dibs on the sparkliest one! It'll go great with my "Hero of the Day" collar. [The gang collectively imagines the ludicrousness of Mario's quest, laughing and riffing off the strange and convoluted plot. They are utterly amused by the bad translations, creating a bubble of joy around their shared hilarity.]

Reader: Soon after, he finds Sushiya on top of a tree. Calling Mario by the name "Phillip", she reveals that she ran on that tree because he was embarrassing. Shaggy: Zoinks! Since when did Mario start going by the name Phillip? Did he join the witness protection program? Scooby: Rillip? Who's Rillip? Scrappy-Doo: And running up a tree because someone's embarrassing? Ha! I usually just face 'em head on. "Scrappy-Doo, the fearless," they call me! Reader: Still, she orders him to take her out of the tree, which Mario does using his Hammer. Shaggy: Like, using a hammer to get someone down from a tree? That's handyman 101 right there. Scooby: Sounds rike a rough rescue! Scrappy-Doo: If I had a hammer, I'd use it to build a monument to my own bravery! Reader: Sushiya tells Mario that she was following the kids and then fell (on the tree, apparently) and that she must find them before "deepening too much". Shaggy: "Deepening too much"? What is this, a philosophical tree-climbing accident? Scooby: Reepening roo much? Scrappy-Doo: Maybe she was deepening her understanding of "How not to babysit"? I could teach a course on that! Reader: Though Sushiya initially refused Mario to join her, she changed her mind and said they could look for the kids together. Sushiya joins Mario as the 7th Band Member. Shaggy: The 7th band member? Mario's group is starting to sound like a whole orchestra! Scooby: Rario and the Band! Scrappy-Doo: "Sushiya and the Philips"! Now that's a band name I'd love to see on a poster. With my face front and center, of course! [The gang chuckles, thoroughly entertained by the blend of mistaken identities, unusual problem-solving methods, and the continuously expanding band. They're having a blast coming up with whimsical retorts and imagining the bizarre world these characters inhabit.]

Sean: Using Sushiya's diving abilities, Mario was able to rescue all of the kids (who were playing hide-and-seek). Shaggy: Like, that's one way to win at hide-and-seek. "Sorry, kids, game's over, Mario and Sushiya are here to dive into action!" Scooby: Dive into action! Hehe. Scrappy-Doo: Ha! Diving's nothing! I can swim through the air with my sheer bravery! Watch me! Sean: Upon arriving again in Vas Yoshi, the Yoshis started to think Mario had children and also sold them. Shaggy: Man, Mario's getting a real reputation in this game, huh? Kids, hide-and-seek, now this? Scooby: Mario has children? And sold them? Scrappy-Doo: If Mario had kids, they'd probably be running around saying, "It's-a me, Mario Jr.!" Sean: They also tell him to look for the Chief, who recommends that Mario should go to the owner of the island, Raphaela Gavranasa, a huge Ravenna. Shaggy: "Go see the owner of the island"? This is starting to sound like a very complicated homeowner's association meeting. Scooby: Ruge Ravenna! Scrappy-Doo: Raphaela Gavranasa, the only bird that's also a landlord. Now I've heard everything! Sean: To do that, he gives Mario the Dad Crow (or the Jade Raven-t-Raphaela), a jade sculpture that when put in a statue, opens the way to the deep forest, where Raphaela lives. Shaggy: The Dad Crow? Like, is that the statue you get for "Father of the Year" in Mario's world? Scooby: Dad Crow! Funny name! Scrappy-Doo: The Dad Crow, huh? Must be because it's always crowing about getting off his lawn. I bet Raphaela needs to hear my "Scrappy-Doo solving mysteries" roar. It opens any door! [Sean and the gang can't help but laugh, their imaginations running wild with visions of Mario's adventurous parenting, diving rescues, and mystical avian landlords. The combination of absurd translations and the gang's humorous interpretations make for an hilariously unforgettable storytelling session.]

Sean: Mario finds Raphaela on top of a big tree. He tries to make Mario leave, only returning if Mario had a problem. Shaggy: Like, since when did customer service exist in tree tops? "Sorry, please swing back through the branches if you're actually in distress." Scooby: Tree-top service! Hehe. Scrappy-Doo: That's nothing! I'd climb up there and tell him, "I AM the problem... for villains!" Sean: Mario tells him that he can't reach Matt Lava, to which Raphaela insists that's not his problem. Shaggy: Matt Lava? Bro, does anyone in this game take anything seriously? "Oh, you can't touch lava? Next!" Scooby: Not his problem! Ruh-roh. Scrappy-Doo: Not his problem? Well, it would be if I got up there. I'd tackle that hill country issue head-on! Sean: Raphaela had received a message from the stars that Mario would arrive (possibly the Stellarvinden), and decides to take care of the "hill country of the problem". The huge Ravenna calls then others of his species to help him. Shaggy: Messages from the stars, man? What is this, star-mail? Scooby: Star-mail! Rhat's funny! Scrappy-Doo: Hill country problem, eh? Sounds like a job for Scrappy! With my pawsome power, we'd solve it in no time! [Everyone breaks into laughter, tickled by the image of Scrappy claiming he'd handle everything with his "pawsome power" and the ongoing comical misadventures of Mario in this hilariously translated storyline.] Shaggy: I'm telling ya, Scoob, we're in the wrong line of work. We should be sorting out hill country problems and climbing trees for a living! Scooby: Yeah! Rand reat rizza! Scrappy-Doo: And I'll be the leader! Scrappy-Doo, the fearless tree climber and star-reader! "Let me at 'em, let me at 'em!" [As their laughter dies down, Sean and the gang continue to enjoy their lighthearted banter, fully immersed in the bizarre world they're exploring through these oddly translated game adventures.]